“Today, the President offered both Democrats and Republicans the chance to meet for lunch at the White House. Unfortunately, no Democrats will attend.”
Maybe they don’t want hamberders.
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Cold hamburgers and cold fries; the art of congeal.
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“Mmm. Heat-lamp fries.”
— Anonymous Clemson player
The grand total? According to our count, Trump spent about $2,911.44 on feeding the team. A sixth of that is the fries alone, though, so take with a grain of salt. (The fries; also the estimate.) Half the cost was incurred at McDonald’s alone.
Update: Some people have noted that the McDonald’s sandwiches and nuggets would be on the 2-for-$5 menu. If so, the total drops to $2,437.11. It also explains why there are so many more McDonald’s products than Burger King. [Read-for-free source: https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-3000-300-sandwich-celebration-of-clemson-university/]
“I’m very rich, okay?”
— Toadglans, at a Trumpette rally
Note to wannabe billionaire Comrade Cockholster for planning his next All-American Food feast: Burger King has chicken nuggets 10 for $1. Also, A&W called and said to quit using their trademarked slogan.
ETA Congratulations to Alabama Crimson Tide for successfully avoiding this horrific “honor.”
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The first, actually. More in keeping with the original German.
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Do you mean, “Has Trump lied again?”
Answer: look to see if his lips moved; if so, then YES TRUMP LIED.
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If Orange Julius Caesar makes it to 2020, he can make that a campaign poster with the legend “Make America Greasy Again.”
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Take out the salads and you’ve got the perfect illustration of Toadglans’ idea of heaven.
@zillacop Instead of serving drinks he saved those as part of the dessert: Homemade Diet Coke snow cones on the South Lawn.
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Why is everyone wearing overcoats? No heat? And, no plates even? They had to eat right out of the containers? I can’t even.
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Quick getaway.
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Gross. Sure couldn’t lure me to the White House with that display. That’s your basic tRump heart attack buffet. Just pick your poison.
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It’s the most unappetizing spread of food I’ve ever seen. Fat and salt and only ketchup as a vegetable (think Ronnie R.)
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Glad we’ve got people doing the numbers!
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Grifterdämmerung. If bilingual portmanteaus are permissible.
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“We don’t negotiate with amoral hostage-takers.” Sen. Maisie Hirono.
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Actually, Idioten is the German plural form of (der) Idiot…
Also, I should have written Dummköpfedämmerung (twilight of the dummies) rather than the singular.
But, hey, who cares?? 
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Just call him Slob in a Box! If someone invited him to something and it was maybe supposed to be a little special, this is what he would expect?
You’re a disgrace, Slob in a Box!
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Truly. In point of fact, Speaker Pelosi is a moderate Democrat. The Blue Dogs are conservative Democrats, and an ass-load of them are going to be primaried in 2020.
I’m looking at you Henry Cuellar. (Among others, of course, like Tulsi Gabbard.)
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Trump and Democrats refusing to budge, there are no signs that the shutdown will end anytime soon.
Aren’t we forgetting someone? Here’s a hint: starts with “M”, ends with “Itch McConnell”.
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The blue dog label is is a left over from an earlier time. Moderate is a good thing as far as I’m concerned. Of course at the beginning of a session does anyone in the majority want to oppose the Speaker. The committee on office suppliers and janitorial services is looking for some members.
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Same here.
As a German speaker, my best language is Spanish.
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