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Next trump will tell Christie to “fetch.”
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“There’s only enough room on this stage for one odious lard ass,” tRump said.
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Krispy will be tRump’s designated go-to guy for donuts and coffee.
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“Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog!”
“Arf!”
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Tweedledee and Tweedledumbfuck.
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Well, “roll over” is out of the question.
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“Hot Mic! We got a hot mic here!”
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I’d never have guessed that Christie, of all people, would let Trump mount him symbolically in a dominance display. It’s like an episode of “Wild Kingdom” in which Marlon Perkins narrates a confrontation between two bull elephants for leadership and access to the females. The more aggressive elephant wins, and the formerly brash loser meekly accepts his lower place within the hierarchy and has to satisfy his urges by rubbing up against tree stumps, or doughnuts.
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“I left cab fare on the dresser.”
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That picture looks like a still from a Mormon porno movie.
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To be fair he’s already made the heel-- to heel.
jw1
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Well, if you’re going to make elephant analogies, there are none better to use than these fat fucks. Although elephants have a semblance of intelligence and nobility.
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Knowing what an asshole Donnie is, he probably left bus fare.
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Trump mounting Christie. Gee, thanks for that. Now I have to go into the kitchen and remove my brain with a melon baller.
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“Here, take this MTA card. I think it’s got like $2.75 left on it or something. And something sticky. It still works, you just gotta swipe it several times.”
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B R E A K I N G!! Out of context, this means nothing whatsoever! Absolutely nothing! B R E A K I N G!! 
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Did Christie then wag his tail, bark twice and lick Donald’s hand?
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Though notice it’s always sidekick Jim Fowler-- negotiating the up-close positioning with the elephants.
jw1
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And poor little Christie’s feelings were hurt so badly that he had to hit three Kirspy Kreme shops on the way home.
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