LOL…does it work to settle all spousal/significant other disputes too?
“I told you to do the dishes and put Chimpy down for his nap and all you did was sit there watching ESPN”
“But but but…”
“You’re so damn lazy…why do I have to do everything around here? You never appreciate me…”
“/plays Woman Card”
“OK, fine, but you’re taking me to see Mother’s Day and then out to eat at Super Vegan on Saturday night.”
“Fuck…”
Anyhoo…It’ll be fun having one of these as a guy.
Deal me in!
I want that *and *a tee shirt!
if someone is transgender/female will it get you in the ladies room in North Carolina?
I think this is a considerably better idea than just the snarky joke it might appear as.
We already contribute, and I don’t want the t-shirt, but I definitely want a Hillary card.
Hillary should contract Jon Stewart’s old writing staff, or Samantha Bee’s current staff, for the rest of this election cycle. Who better to combat this assholery of Herr Trump than political comedy writers? In order to beat Trump, you have to dismiss him as a joke and highlight his stupidity, and not get down in the mud with him. Well placed comedic dismissals of him, and highlighting his and his staff’s stupidity, are these people’s forte.
In fact, it’d be great if they printed several thousand of them and then drop them from the ceiling of the convention instead of or in conjunction with all the confetti.
I can’t wait to hear President Obama speech at the convention! Hopefully it’ll be as fun as the one at that WH Correspondents dinner.
Clinton really should just hire Obama’s joke writer, the ones who wrote his WHCD “fuck you, Donnie, I’m icing bin Laden” material.
Me too. I am sure he will be in rare form
It wouldn’t be a bad bumper sticker
The woman card is a perfect response and just reinforces that when conservatives try to do comedy, they come across as assholes. Unfortunately though, it looks like our national elections are going in the direction of reality entertainment.
The woman card card is very good. She needs more of this.
I want one of these. Mostly, I want her to be our next President!!!
LOL…Well played, Hillary, well played!
Trump is the Joker Card. The jokes on the GOP.
YES! ^^^^THIS^^^^
It could not possibly be as expensive as some of the high-priced political consultants. If they could use even 10% of the output of a comedy special projects team it would be worth every penny.
The only time you see Drumpf blow, or start to blow, is when he’s the butt of a joke.
Get him to blow a gasket during the debates to make sure everyone sees it live.
Not that it will be absolutely necessary, I just want to see this gasbag, this short fingered vulgarian, humiliated in public.
Please, please, please!
Exactamundo! My thought process as well. When Trevor Noah and Larry Wilmore ceased that “Trump wants to have sex with his daughter!” moment, Trump got visibly flustered. When Obama was ripping him at the WHCD, he was doing that awkward “laugh outwardly, while seething underneath” thing. This is the way to gain the upper hand on him. No question about it.