Discussion: Hermain Cain Uncovers Obama's Secret Plot To Get Impeached

I have always said that any person who is part of a minority group must be crazy to be a Republican and- voila - proof!

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Trunews, which touts itself as ā€œthe only newscast reporting the countdown to the second coming of Jesus Christ.ā€

Wouldnā€™t counting up the accumulated days from the initial promise be easier? That method worked well for Ted Koppel when Iran held American hostages.

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Lets give Cain 9 hr. 9 min. & 9 seconds before he goes poof when his fairy godmother taps him.

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Itā€™s not the vest thatā€™s the problem ā€“ itā€™s the SHIRT!

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Oh, thereā€™s been proof of that theory for QUITE some time. To wit:

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Goodhair Myopedic Version. Mitt 5.0, looking much like Mitts 1.0, 3.0 and 4.0 except JUST a tod less Clairol Man Solution towards the temple, Lesser Paul. that guy with the male discharge problem. Now Herman - theyā€™re all BACK!

Just in time to lend gravitas to the Re-Branding Bunch: Milwaukeeā€™s Kochhead, Cubanadaā€™s Tailgunner Ted, NJā€™s Fats Bridgewater ā€¦ yeah, gonna be different in aught 16. WAY different.

For one thing, 2 years into getting constantly re-directed by Google to porn sites, Cainā€™s finally figured out itā€™s not spelled ā€œOoze Beckyā€.

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Oh gross, look whoā€™s backā€¦Heā€™s revving up the engine, checking the dipstick twice, and tuning up the spark plugs on the clown car again.

Itā€™s oleā€™ Shucky Ducky himself.
He doesnā€™t tell the jokesā€¦he is the joke.

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Talk about The Great Disappointment.

ā€œIn 1970, Kay joined Xerox Corporationā€™s Palo Alto Research Centerā€¦ā€

Thank you, Mr. Cain, for reminding us how obviously unelectable you were in 2011-12 for the Presidency. Youā€™re an idiot. Thanks for the pizza, thoughā€¦

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Yep .

ā€˜Herman Cain: ā€œRepublicans Are Dumb Saps Who Willingly Play Into The Hands Of Their Political Opponentsā€ā€™

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"ā€¦President Obama is actually trying to get impeached in order to ā€˜laugh at the Republicans.ā€™ "

This man is so out of touch, he thinks Obama needs to get impeached for people to laugh at Republicansā€¦the epitome of lack of self-awarenessā€¦

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Always liked that, but Festinger is an AWFUL writer. Even by the standards of academic writing it is dry as hell.

So he wants to be impeached so he can get the Latino vote? Does anyone here speak illogic and can explain that?

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Morpheus?!? You mad bro?

I wonder how much Obama paid Sarah Palin to call for his impeachment.

999 thatā€™s the plan follow the nines to the promised land.

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Cā€™mon, can Herman Cain really be such a dumb shit?? Iā€™m outta here!

Were you NOT paying attention last year?