She is almost worse than he is. Anyway, I’m glad they found each other.
The movement to end slavery lasted a bit longer than 25 years, Heidi.
Carnival Cruz needs to elbow her in the face again. Maybe this time some reality will take over.
because his effort to assert christian dominion over the unbelievers and reinstate the Inquisition is a god given job…
Well, they are similar in that we ended slavery and Cruz ended his campaign.
So there is that.
The delusions of a True Believer. Looks like we’ll have Ted Cruz to kick around for a very long time. ugh
“Heidi Cruz on Tuesday compared supporters’ efforts to get her husband, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), into the White House to the years-long effort to end slavery.”
Ted Cruz: Modern-day Harriet Tubman.
Except he’s white.
And a man.
Who enjoys upper-class privilege, Ivy League education, political majority, and millions in wealth.
But other than that….
Can I just say that it appears that she’s doing a black power salute? Maybe a signal about her willingness to end slavery? Asking simply.
Right. Practically twins separated at birth.
How would we compare Ted Cruz’s campaign to the anti-slavery movement? Simple: They are not at all the same. See?
Actually, that photo was taken a couple of seconds after she and Ted did a terrorist fist-bump.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sniff, oh my!
Yes, those Theocratic Fascists are SO HORRIBLY ABUSED and need to be freed of their “shackles”.
On top of that: “Think that slavery—it took 25 years to defeat slavery. That is a lot longer than four years.”
Factually WRONG. It took almost 200 years to Defeat Slavery. France abolished it in 1794, England abolished it in 1833. The Emancipation Proclamation was written in 1863. The 13th Amendment was ratified in 1865, the 14th in 1868, the 15th in 1870. The Voting Rights Act in 1965.
Of course, NONE of this is in “The Bible” (or a Goldman Sachs Employee Manual) so she probably has not heard about it.
Oh for Fucks Sake.
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I also like that “Fucks Sake” seems to be a proper noun. Seems appropriate, considering…
Oh for christ sakes.
First you call your hus-bo-scum the “face of god”…really?
NOW, you’re equating that douche’s primary run to ending slavery???
Are you fucking stupid? Or, just your run of the mill stepford wife? Or, severely abused?
Thought that needed repeating!
… sweet Jebuz!!!..
… worse case of Stockholm Syndrome i’ve ever seen…
Who is going to battle for the end of self-stimulation now that Ted has dropped the mantle?