Reid said that he shouldn’t really be all that surprised because he says Republicans have been moving toward a nominee like Trump since President Obama took over.
Just like a bunch of teenagers deciding to explore that spooky mine shaft where a family was found murdered 5 years ago. And 200 feet in they drop their flashlight.I have to remind myself that Donald Trump is the Republican nominee.
" … and I have to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming, too!"
It used to be Mad Hatter was needed to travel this road.
Oh FFS, Harry.
Trump was born on third base and thinks he hit a home run.
Coulda called him a “post turtle” as well:
When you’re driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle. You know he didn’t get up there by himself. He doesn’t belong there; he can’t get anything done while he’s up there; and you just want to help the poor, dumb thing down.
Good on you, sir.
More zingers, Harry!
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The Rump can’t hit anything but foul balls. But he was born on third and thinks he negotiated a grand slam. Delusional!
I think he was born on home plate and managed to get back to 3rd. Four bankruptcies?
I think it’s more like he was born on home plate and he thinks he smacked a homer. He would have done better if he’d invested the money he inherited/was given in a market index fund. Aside from the bankruptcies, the marriages to third-rate European models, and the fraudulent diploma mill, Drumpf has achieved relatively little.
That’s the classic line. Which is why Reid’s version is even better.
More like Trump was born on third and thinks he hit a home run. And if you tell him he’s on third, he’ll argue that he’s not on third, he’s on home plate, and it’s the losers and haters who think he’s only on third base. Then before too long you’re exasperated from trying to point out that he’s obviously either stupid or lying, so you walk away.
Man his eye’s really got fudged up didn’t they!
More like he was born on second, stole third and thinks he scored a run.
Something tells me we’re not in Kansas anymore…
After Reid retires, MSNBC should give him a show. “Harry Reid Talks for One Hour starring Harry Reid” The format of the show is Harry Reid, a chair, a microphone, and one hour a day to absolutely verbally destroy the GOP.
Mitch, dude. I am muuuch funnier than harry Reid.
The classic line is: “born on third, thinks he hit a triple.” That’s what Reid said, which isn’t funny because that’s what Jim Hightower already said about George Bush, Sr. (in 1988) and Donald Trump is no George Bush. And that is why my line is better.*
*Born-filthy rich Trump doesn’t just think he is a self-made man, he thinks he is the biggest success ever and not just when it comes to business (“There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.”). If you’ve read this far, this is no longer funny. Blame Mitch. And Harry
Actually Harry, it’s a perfectly logical conclusion to the GOP supporting the tea party, which they thought were nothing more than useful idiots. Trump is their perfect candidate, what with vague notions of taking the country back and making America great again. They created this monster, and now it’s turned on them.