Hannity is still too much of a chickenhawk to be waterboarded for charity as he once so bravely (and mendaciously) offered.
âItâs good to see Joy (who is no fan of mine) starting to take responsibility for her past remarks. My suggestion is that she follows up with the groups and people who she offended, and learn from all of this. Her apology should be accepted, and she should be given a chance to make it right, and not fired,â Hannity wrote on his website.
âSomeone needs to take the lead in cable news and stop the âcrush, fire
them, and destroy hosts you may disagree withâ environment. I guess as
the number one rated host in cable, Iâll start,â he wrote.
Hannity jumps boldly on the âsave his own assâ wagon.
Haha.
You win
there is nothing I could say that would top that comment and gif.
"Her apology should be accepted, and she should be given a chance to make it right, and not fired,â Hannity wrote.
Donât know whatâs about to break on Hannity â but whatever it is, it must be a real doozie!
Any irresponsible guesses?
TRANSLATION: âPlease donât hurt meeeeeeeeeeee!â
Um ⌠hmmmm âŚ
Talk about sticking your nose in where it wasnât invited. Dang.
Shoo! Shoo, you!
Also, you know that since some of the people sheâs offended are racist wingnuts, she will never be able to âmake it rightâ with them.
This is just Hannity briefly trying to be a sane republican.
âI am grateful for this microphone and the platform given to me everyday by my audience. I am a believer in the freedom of speech for all Americans,â Hannity continued. âI am also a believer in second chances. And as someone who believes in forgiveness, I have to say, we have fallen short.â
Well, theyâre still going through Cohenâs laundry. 
Bing, bing, bing.
Totally buy that.
Illegitimate black babies.
Lordy, there must be tapes. Cohen apparently taped many of his conversations, probably more than a few with client #3.
It would be petty to speculate.
None of us should traffic in cheap innuendo about Hannityâs cannibalism, infanticide, or congress with goats.
I will not play that game.
First, I was told it was about âadoptionsâ. Then I was told it was about âreal estate adviceâ. Iâm beginning to think these folk might be liars. Thanks for the pre-apology, Sean.
Well, I donât know nuttinâ about nuttin. Who does? Hannity. And as weâve all noted, this is oddly magnanimous and forbearing. Not his usual schtick.
Oooooooooh - me too.