Dear Nikki:
You are never going to be POTUS.
Signed,
The Bar of History
Thatâs all fine and good, Ms. Haley, but did you check with your boss first?
Sheâs probably thinking, âDamn it, I was almost out the doorâŚwith my pride in a box.â
Didnât hear the word âsanctionsâ in there, or much mention of solidarity with NATO.
A safe gambit now that she has resigned her position. Bolsters her claim to being a moderate without risk of being fired.
Next up: A sternly-worded but confusing and completely self-contradictory tweet.
Problem solved! International military crises are easy!
While with his razor sharp handle on the global optics the so-called prez spends the day campaigning in Mississippi.
Much more hawkish than her boss, but also completely ineffective.
In response, the Russian delegate waggled a copy of the âpee pee tape.â
Weâre watching cowardly TREASON on display right now. That Orange criminal is bought and paid for. What is the punishment for treason again?
Some right wing pricksâŚand I mean a lot of themâŚneed to swing for this.
She is no longer working for Trump, right ? Itâs an unofficial statement for a wannabe 2020er
EDIT: Sheâs still on, leaving end of 2018 I seeâŚ
I thought Haley already quit�
Nacho-Tear gas them!
Trump: I kind of agree but anything that Putin does, is legal by definition. He is The World Leader.
And if they donât? A whole lot of why-I-oughtaâs from Nikki, and a full-throated defense from the boss.
Is this woman still in office? Since she has been so quit about the Saudi Arabia affair I though he had left.
So what will we do do? Stampy feet diplomacy? Hegemonic Hissy Fit?
Heâs also having lunch with Mommieâs Dearest at 12:30 and theyâll definitely focus on the Crimean crisis and not just on the greatness of the donald.
A threat to fire on Russia from Fort Sumter?