Discussion: Hagel Sports Bandage On Face After 'Minor Kitchen Mishap'

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Practicing teppanyaki technique for next career as Benihana chef?

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Are we sure he wasn’t hunting with Dick Cheney?

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Skin cancer?

Damn that smarts!

OUCH - been there - cabinet door open - just above the dishwasher - bend over to grab clean plates - stand up to put plates away - ow!

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What if Hagel (well-known self-hating Republican) is covering up for the fact that Obama tried to kill him because of his hatred for “white-devil colonialists”? And what if the UNconstitutional DEAR LEADER did it on the day set aside for Our Heroes, no less?

One thing’s for sure: You won’t see an open inquiry into this explanation in any of the Liberal Lamestream Media. But they can’t shut me and my friends up because that’s the price of Liberty!!!

See? Shaving is DANGEROUS!!

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Agent Orange in the kitchen?

“I walked into a cabinet door.”

Classic excuse by domestic violence victim.

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So the guys a total klutz. That does not make him a bad person.