Discussion for article #243442
“The programming will initially air between 1 and 7 a.m.”
Well, thank god. It wasn’t already easy enough to buy a firearm. Now you can do it with your TV remote control. Brings new meaning to the term universal remote, I guess.
The time slot should reach the core audience of RWNJs, so A+ on reaching the prime market.
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Finally, a way to celebrate guns in America.
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O good - they are going to make it so much easier for anyone from ISIL, DAESH, Al Quaida, you name it, to get more guns more ammo and kill more Americans so conveniently they won’t have to get up from the couch to start a jihad or plan to take out another Planned Parenthood. Wow! What a business model. American capitalism rules!
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…drunken, post-masturbatory, RWNJ’s…
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Now just partner them up with same day drone delivery…
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I wonder if they’ll sell the optional toddler that finds the gun in the couch seat cushions and shoots himself in the head? There has to be some demand from the crowd that doesn’t want to wait 20 months for product development on the homefront, especially when you can have it delivered.
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I, and millions of others, will waste no time in watching this channel when it airs.
(pace Ben Disraeli)
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Will they have pink ones for little eight year old Maggie Cruz?!?!?!? She so wants a pink Sig Sauer P938 Scorpion to go with her My Little Dead Pony collection!
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when you stop for gas in certain locations - & go inside to pay - this will be on the TV
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Paving the way for civil war. Who would want this? It used to be follow the money. Now, follow the guns.
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Well, it does get to the point of it all, capitalists finding a way to make money. In this case from paranoid insomniacs staying up all night pondering their latest conspiracy theory.
I wonder if they’ll have features on the ‘Mass Shooting of the Day’ or perhaps something along the lines of ‘Americas Deadliest Home Videos’.
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“Gun TV To Debut In 2016.”
Just look around – we’ve had GUN TV for years.
500 channels of 24/7 shoot 'em up: COPS, the Military Channel, bounty hunters, crime dramas, westerns…
Gun violence is wholesome, family entertainment in America.
American television is Gun TV.
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A home shopping channel for firearms and relevant accessories called Gun TV is scheduled to launch in early 2016.
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So not a good idea. Will they need to do background checks? Will they care who they are selling to? WHAT types of guns will they sell? RPG’s? AK’s? Pea shooters? Potato cannons?
Here is their core audience:
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Only in America. And I mean that.
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I dunno… I visited Afghanistan in 1970 and damned near every last male I encountered was armed. And this was in relatively peaceful times.
Yeah but did they have a home shopping channel dedicated to selling AK’s?
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Afghanistan was a war zone by proxy in the 70s and we were handing them the weapons. Not really a comparison.
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Landi Kotal on the Afghan/Pakistan border (not altogether sure which country it was in) was a town dedicated to making guns. Everything from hand guns to howitzers. I in fact did see a test firing of a howitzer (interesting story that). But that was 1970. They are clever folks and I would not put it past 'em to sell over smart phones or TV.
Pay the people who approve & process the sales - on a commission basis
- what could go wrong?
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