I just read an article informing me that one should not use conditioner when showering after a nuclear attack since it can bind radioactive particles to the hair follicles. Thanks, Trump voters!
Suddenly it’s 1960 again. Montgomery Wards had bomb shelter kits for sale displayed on the sidewalk in front of their store. And that was before the Cuba Missile Crisis came to be. Kids my age hoped it would come in an instant flash. Some of the older kids used the opportunity to get laid at the drive in movies. We had a little joke about what to do if the bombs came: Sit in a chair with your head between your knees so you don’t faint, and kiss your ass goodbye.
In those days no American President would ever threaten to start a war. The USSR had the crazy guy then.