Discussion: Green Party's Jill Stein Flies To Wrong Ohio City For Rally

Perhaps her pilot was not properly vaccinated?

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Oh Geez. And I thought it was men who never ask for directions.

On the bright side for her, she made the news.

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Perhaps someone told her how much fossil fuel an airplane uses and she insisted they land and take a car the rest of the way! Go GREEN!!!

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Commander-in-Chief Test?

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And she’ll be even more delayed so she can avoid all the wifi hotspots along the route.

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Larry Flynt set Bexley on edge in the mid 70s when he bought a mansion right next to the very tony Columbus School for Girls. Porn next to prim. It was fabulous.

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“Green Party’s Jill Stein Flies To Wrong Ohio City For Rally.”

Cut her some slack, people.

It’s not her fault the FSB handlers are still using 1990’s-era reconnaissance maps.

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Obvious mistake. She confused Capital University with the state capitol, so she flew to Cincinnati, which is … oh nevermind.

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Not too bad for the attendees, as Columbus has the best pizza in the country. New York and Chicago can go fuck themselves.

Come at me, bros.

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Columbus, Cincinnati, who cares? What’s important is that there’s no difference between Clinton and Trump, amirite?

Besides, her Putin-supplied pilot simply isn’t familiar yet with the U.S. landscape. Give him time.

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Would you please tell the jury in your own words what your opinion is of Cincinnati chili?

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It was just reported that a grand total of 4 tofu pizzas were ordered, everyone chowed down, and that the 3 attendee’s will take home the leftovers.

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Hahaha. “Trust me to run your country!”

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Okay, according to maps from the U.S. Geological Survey, she should have flown into Columbus and not Cincinnati, but how can you truly trust the U.S. Geological Survey with all of its conflicts of interest and lobbyist influence and Monsanto?

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Sounds a bit goofy. But I prefer Cincinnati, anyway.

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…and Greens wonder why they aren’t elected to any office.

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I wasn’t aware until late in life people made something called “chili” that involved filling the bottom of the bowl with spaghetti noodles and then piling on a half dozen different ingredients, none of which had been slow cooked together half the day for a wonderful infusion of flavors all around. The guy that dreamed that up is standing in the same line as Himmler, review pending at the Pearly Gates.

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I am a supporter of my state…but fuck. They put cinnamon in it and three pounds of cheap cheese on top of it to mask the taste…

Look, I root for the Reds, a team that used to be owned by a Nazi, but don’t ask me to defend Skyline.

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Generally speaking, I’d just shrug. Stuff happens, especially in a campaign. However, she has been a true witch this season and it makes me smile that she or her campaign made a mistake given the sanctimonious rantings they have been doing.

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