Discussion: Graham On Gay Marriage: Opposing SCOTUS Ruling Is 'Doomed To Fail'

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Reading between the lines, somebody’s got his heart set on a china pattern…

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Brilliant!

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Makes you say….Hmmmm

You’re right, Senator, opposing it is doomed to failure, both legally and culturally. Which is exactly why I’m hoping your Republican brethren keep at it with all their hearts.

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Dude? C’mon. Just do it. It’s safe now, really. I mean, we all already know, okay?

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So when we have the first gay President, what will his spouse be called? First Spouse? FSOTUS? (I don’t know why Lindsey Graham made me think of asking that question). And what are we gonna call Bubba? FHOTUS?

Already had one. Buchanan was barely closeted. Arguably further out than Lindsay is.

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ā€œI am a proud defender of traditional marriage and believe the people of
each state should have the right to determine their marriage laws,ā€ he
said in a statement on Friday, before adding ā€œI will respect the Court’s
decision.ā€

Said the man who has never been married and knows nothing about it other than what he’s been told.

What is ā€œtraditionalā€ anyway?? Humans through time have coupled in all sorts of ways.

HAR (not that I care)!!!

I’m actually serious. I kind of feel sorry for the guy. And maybe he’s lighten the fuck up and stop with the constant hysterical fear-drenched demands for ground troops to lay waste to every Muslim backwater that has feud going on between the local equivalent of inbred hillbillies.

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ā€œ[Sen. Lindsey Graham] said he would <insert verb here> if he were to become President.ā€

Comedy gold.

(Speaking of ā€œdoomed to failā€ā€¦)

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Being closeted has made Graham inhibited in a way. He’s channeled his frustration into ever lasting war. I agree that if he’d just get this off his chest he’d calm down a bunch. And we would likely not snark on him so easily. I don’t really care what his orientation is. I do care that he wants ever lasting war and that right there should disqualify his seeking higher office. He’s one of the few GOP contenders who actually can think and likely learn from mistakes. And that makes him dangerous.

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He knows in his heart John will never leave his wife for him. Always a bridesmaid…

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Culture Warriors, come out to play…

ā€œAlas,ā€ he said, clutching his pearls. ā€œI think I shall never hear the words ā€˜I now pronounce you Mister and Mister Sid McCrashcup.ā€™ā€

The bro with no ho no go slow no mo?

I expect that some hater States will start, as they have done with Rowe, a long term fight trying to pick this ruling to a death of a thousand cuts. I also believe it will fail and ultimately as with Loving become ho-hum moments as those that will continue to hate will do so while the rest move forward.

ā€œLook, I have other stuff to worry about right now. I can’t even keep the flag in the goddamn Citadel…Yeah, the CITADEL…No, it’s not Cracker Central but it has the tallest buildings there!..Yeah, they voted to get rid of the flag. Can you believe it?..No, the other one…Yeah, the one you see in truck stops…Yeah, I know I can get married now but I’m just too damn busy!ā€

ā€œWhile we all have differences, it is time for us to move forward together respectfully and as one people,ā€ he concluded.

" Now what have I done with that cute little shawl? - I know it’s around here somewhere–