And not by your choice, Asshat…
Finally some good news
White-collar defense, eh? I’m sure he can be QUITE the rainmaker in that regard, given his circle of friends.
We could only be so lucky.
ETA: Actually, is that a threat, a promise, or a warning?
Does white collar include bigly orange necks?
“I will keep the relationships so I can continue the grift via K-Street.”
FIFY
I suggest Trey cover his face, then go audition for the role of Mort in a live-action version of ‘Bazooka Joe Comics.’
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Please stop.
You’re breaking my heart. 
Watch that doorknob, you pernicious little punk.
What a sad, sad photo.
It reminds me of this:
In other news, a man wearing baggy plaid pajamas and a pink tie wandered down the Capitol steps looking for loose change.
He’s going to be in charge of government investigations. Didn’t they follow the news? He’s not very good at it.
Let us be grateful for small blessings.
Most would go with “proud to serve”, but “what a mistake” is probably better in his case.
Gosh, Trey, I’m disappointed you won’t be dedicating the rest of your life to finding the real Benghazi scandal.
Good riddance fuckface.
I don’t think that decision was up to you, asshole.
Hey, but I’ll bet you could get elected in Benghazi!
Is that a promise? We will hold you to it…
Meanwhile, a GOP congressman silently mutters to himself upon the realization that he is now the most craven and feckless lawmaker in the land…
I know it seems like a good idea when you give these types a handout…
But they’ll only blow it on booze.