Scolding grifters is not enough. Admonishing those who think of themselves as privileged is not enough. A fish rots from the head down.
Yeah, right, like thatâs gonna help.
Only a Trumper-tantrum would have an effect. As we have seen with Price.
These aristocrats didnât listen to a word this plebeian said; the only thing they heard was Charlie Brownâs teacher.
He then listed ways in which Cabinet officials could go about strengthening their focus on ethics. He told leaders to act with a ââShould I do it?â mentality,â as opposed to a ââCan I do it?â mentality.â He also encouraged agency chiefs to talk more about ethics at their departments, learn more about ethics policies and include ethics officials in more meetings.
Is he fucking serious? One of the first rules of writing is to know your audience. And his audience is a group of self-important, entitled assholes who fervently believe that they are better than everyone else and that the rules donât apply to them. What a wasted effort on his part! What he should have written is, âDONâT. FUCKING. DO. IT!!!â And then gone back to playing Microsoft Solitaire, as that is about the only thing he will ever have any chance of being effective at in this âadministrationââŚ
Exactly. All these grifting cabinet members think of Apol as a subservient bureaucrat, not mighty masters of the universe like themselves. They could not give a single crap what he thinks of their extravagant waste. The memo will go immediately to the circular file.
Hey David Apol, check the Emoluments clause of the Constitution and write THAT memo, will ya?
No!
Seriously.
He provided an attachment called âSuggested Actions for Agency Leadersâ to the current supposed âleadersâ of the fucking free world that starts with a bullet-point list I wouldnât give to 9th-graders because it might insult their intelligence:
- Demonstrate personal ethical behavior by modeling a âShould I do it?â mentality (versus a âCan I do it?â mentality)
How low can we go?
If the phrase âitâs a feature, not a bugâ wasnât already here weâd have to invent it.
Shorter Trump Appointees: â⌠The Aristocrats Ethicists!â
Apol encouraged agency heads to "re-doubleâ their commitment to ethics.
Well, if two times zero is still zero, then two times two times zero is also still zero. So, howâs re-doubling gonna help?