Discussion: Gorka Leaves Door Open To Shifting Out Of His White House Position

Apparently, the American Nazi Party has an opening.

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I think NotTooBrightOrange was going to tell Gorka “You’re Fired” until the Mad Hungarian1gently reminded him that Gorka’s got lots of Eastern Euro and even Russian contacts, and “Mr. President, I don’t believe what my friends over there are saying, and worse, they’ve even got some very convincing documents–forgeries I’m sure…Well,if I got a really, really lucrative outside offer I’d probably be too busy to bother with reporters…I trust you to do what’s right!”

1-Nickname of former Cardinals pitcher Al Hrabosky

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“very fake news”

So now there are degrees of fake news and I presume degrees of coincidences and of pregnancy?

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The Washington Examiner, New York Times and several other publications also cited anonymous administration officials who suggested Gorka may shift into a role within the Trump administration that doesn’t require access to classified information.

White House Chief Usher?

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And yet Gorka’s best pitch is his screwball.

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Oh, I thought it was his slimeball.

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No shit. Trump gave him two weeks to find another job.

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True. His facial hair could hide a ton of pine tar.

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Such roles in the Northern Mar-a-Lago are limited to female applicants under Trump’s Frequent Opportunity guidelines.

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You’ve achieved the impossible–you’ve given me a more repulsive image of the guy than I had already.

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Ok…but I don’t think he has the credentials to even take the garbage out of the WH.

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I’m pretty sure his deplorable history is enough to strip him of his citizenship and send him back to England.

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You can’t fault his logic though. He says he’ll be at the White House until he’s not at the White House. Takes a big 'ol Hungarian brain to state the case so unassailably.

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As I recall, Al had a really good fastball backed up by a split-finger change up he used as his “out” pitch.

As others here have noted, Gorka is just a garbage ball pitcher (if you include excrement in your definition of “garbage”).

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He was also a Rod Beck/Don Stanhouse/Mike Marshall type of guy–would walk three guys, then somehow get guys out by sheer force of will. While the manager cowered in the runway nibbling on a cigarette and making a note to talk to the GM at first opportunity.
Edit-A VERY temporary closer for the Orioles, Jorge Julio, was dubbed “Mr. Excitement” by broadcaster Jim Palmer. My other favorite closer nickname was pitcher Jason “Propane” Grilli

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** Gorka Leaves Door Open To Shifting Out Of His White House Position**

Would someone please just fire this NAZI S.O.B?

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I’m not so sure about that. I think that, simply by walking out of the White House, Gorka would be removing much, but by no means all, of the garbage from within.

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Gorka’s such a tight fit for how the White Mobster House rolls…

Makes perfect sense Orange Nightmare is delaying his exit. He sat on his hands with Flynn too, remember…

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I know! It’s surprising that he can fit that head of his into anything.

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