Apparently, the American Nazi Party has an opening.
I think NotTooBrightOrange was going to tell Gorka “You’re Fired” until the Mad Hungarian1gently reminded him that Gorka’s got lots of Eastern Euro and even Russian contacts, and “Mr. President, I don’t believe what my friends over there are saying, and worse, they’ve even got some very convincing documents–forgeries I’m sure…Well,if I got a really, really lucrative outside offer I’d probably be too busy to bother with reporters…I trust you to do what’s right!”
1-Nickname of former Cardinals pitcher Al Hrabosky
“very fake news”
So now there are degrees of fake news and I presume degrees of coincidences and of pregnancy?
The Washington Examiner, New York Times and several other publications also cited anonymous administration officials who suggested Gorka may shift into a role within the Trump administration that doesn’t require access to classified information.
And yet Gorka’s best pitch is his screwball.
Oh, I thought it was his slimeball.
No shit. Trump gave him two weeks to find another job.
True. His facial hair could hide a ton of pine tar.
Such roles in the Northern Mar-a-Lago are limited to female applicants under Trump’s Frequent Opportunity guidelines.
You’ve achieved the impossible–you’ve given me a more repulsive image of the guy than I had already.
Ok…but I don’t think he has the credentials to even take the garbage out of the WH.
I’m pretty sure his deplorable history is enough to strip him of his citizenship and send him back to England.
You can’t fault his logic though. He says he’ll be at the White House until he’s not at the White House. Takes a big 'ol Hungarian brain to state the case so unassailably.
As I recall, Al had a really good fastball backed up by a split-finger change up he used as his “out” pitch.
As others here have noted, Gorka is just a garbage ball pitcher (if you include excrement in your definition of “garbage”).
He was also a Rod Beck/Don Stanhouse/Mike Marshall type of guy–would walk three guys, then somehow get guys out by sheer force of will. While the manager cowered in the runway nibbling on a cigarette and making a note to talk to the GM at first opportunity.
Edit-A VERY temporary closer for the Orioles, Jorge Julio, was dubbed “Mr. Excitement” by broadcaster Jim Palmer. My other favorite closer nickname was pitcher Jason “Propane” Grilli
** Gorka Leaves Door Open To Shifting Out Of His White House Position**
Would someone please just fire this NAZI S.O.B?
I’m not so sure about that. I think that, simply by walking out of the White House, Gorka would be removing much, but by no means all, of the garbage from within.
Gorka’s such a tight fit for how the White Mobster House rolls…
Makes perfect sense Orange Nightmare is delaying his exit. He sat on his hands with Flynn too, remember…
I know! It’s surprising that he can fit that head of his into anything.