Discussion: GOPer: Gays' Love Of Massages Makes Military Vulnerable To Terrorism

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He needs to be more au courante and claim that gays are getting mani-pedis.

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What the absolute fuck.

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How does he know gays get massages all day? I’m straight and I never knew that.

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This being gay sounds pretty good.

Where do I sign up?

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This is too stupid to be upset about. It’s just freaking hilarious!

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Depends, Louie. Are they “happy ending” massages, or the regular kind?

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He was speaking on a Christian radio show, so likely they all believed him.

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I heard a Special Forces guy on the radio once years ago, during DADT, talking about how this one guy in his unit was gay and nobody cared a bit, in part because he was “really good at killing the bad guys.” I wish that guy could slam Louie against the wall for every massage he hasn’t had before going into a fight. That would be way fun to watch.

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“doing in the military like the Greeks did…”

WTF is he talking about? Is this a reference to crowbars and never leaving your buddy’s behind?

The GOTP is really scraping the bottom of the shithouse pit for talent.

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Well, crap, if that’s the “gay agenda” then count me in!

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their proclivity toward “getting massages all day”

Okay I’m calling it… Looney Louie’s obsession with gays is a loud and clear sign he’s hiding his own cravings.

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On the border of Tex-ass ISIS is weaponizing gay ebola as we speak.

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It’s like Chinatown—“Forget it, Jake. It’s Louie.”

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Er…uh…what? Gay…massages…terrorism… Brain hurts. Someone help, I’ve been Gohmertized…

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You have to be in the club. My 12:30 massage is just about to start soooo…

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Yes, America, we clearly need more of this in Congress.

Thank god our crackerjack MSM has done such a capital job of educating the voters about the full extent of Joni Ernst’s extremism.

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Massages all day long; damnit Gohmert, now everyone will want to be gay!

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Man! Those gays have all the fun!

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Again, as always, Republicans prove that they hate American troops.

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