Trump Jr. is Ralph Wiggum with a Gordon Gekko haircut
It’s one of those things where no matter how much you’d like to avoid it, it would be even more awkward not to.
I don’t really have a direct comment
We were fucking dumbfounded too, John.
Trump Jr. testifying before Congress on this? I suspect Jr.'s lawyer might have something to say about that. You’d have to be about the dumbest lawyer in the world to let Jr. testify to Congress under oath. Jr.'s got enough criminal liability to deal with already without adding perjury. About no chance this happens, entertaining as it would be. The dumbest Trump testifying in a public hearing would be comedy gold.
In public, under oath, John?
It would be interesting to see if repubs defend Junior or pin all of Daddy’s sins on Junior to save Daddy, and thus the republican agenda of fleecing the nation
GOP Sen.: Trump Jr. Will Testify Before Senate Intelligence Committee
“And I will ask him the tough questions about how this implicates Hillary and how he keeps his hair looking so fabulous despite such tough questioning,” Cornyn continued.
that would be pappy
And Cornyn will ask him if he got the recipe for Borscht from the Russian attorney, was this Obama’s idea and did you have tacos at your dad’s restaurant in Trump Tower. I heard they were great!
GOP Sen.: Trump Jr. Will Testify Before Senate Intelligence Committee
Translation: Trump Jr. Will NOT testify before Senate Intel Committee.
I’ve been trying to find out what ’ under oath ’ actually means …
but my alt-translator isn’t working … bad connection ----
Help me out here ? ? …
The crazy train keeps rollin’ on…
The Don Jnr. tesimony may not be a thing. Cornyn’s intern just found out the neccessary software doesn’t run on current Windows or Mac software, and its developer has shut down
Why, he was asked several times firmly, said he didn’t do anything wrong, and I believed him. I think that pretty much settles it.
Cornyn: “QUICK! Get that blabbermouth up here in front of the Committee so the Republican Committee Members can lob softballs at him to allow him to cover his moronic ass and to desperately try to deflect the story to be about HILLARY and OBAMA!!! DO IT NOW!!! NOWWWWWW!!!”
This will backfire SPECTACULARLY because, to paraphrase Groucho Marx for you Sen Cornyn; “Donald Jr. may look like an idiot, and may talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
But the other Texas senator - and former presidential candidate - Ted Cruz says nobody who comes to his town hall meetings cares about Russia. Cornyn and Cruz should go on a listening tour of the Republic of Texas together.
Lot of good that would do the Nation with rethugs protecting the crooks…like themselves…
Mee fale inglesh? That unpossable. - R. Wiggum
Mee komit treezin? That unpossable. - D. Trump Jr.