The planet is in serious need of an intervention.
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Only if he pulls out.
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'He Can Take Care Of It'
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And if god doesnāt take care of it, heās just visiting punishment on the wicked!
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God is finna Genesis 7 these Rs.
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I need to get back with Michele Bachmann on this ā
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Itās sad, but that really is the way they think.
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The dopey look on his face,
the crazy look on hers.
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And Iām confident that, if thereās a real problem, he can take care of it.ā
This is why these people believe in āsmall governmentā.
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"As a Christian, I believe that there is a creator, God, whoās much bigger than us. And Iām confident that, if thereās a real problem, he can take care of it.ā "
It is well known that the central Christian teaching is: āSit back, insert thumb gently into ass, and let God do everything for you.ā
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Follow-up question for Rep. Walberg: āCan you think of previous instances in which mankind was doing something stupid, and God just said, 'Thatās OK, Iāll take care of it,ā because I can think of instances in which mankind was doing something stupid, and God just said, āFlood of biblical proportions for you!ā?"
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I hear tell that God has granted ethics wavers to all these republican fundagelicals and they can say and do whatever they want as long as they stay on messageā¦
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Hilariously ( or more fittingly, infuriatingly) they will say āgod will interveneā when it comes to their inaction to do good things or to justify cutting social programsā¦and then quote the false ābibleā passage of āGod helps those who help themselvesā to explain away their greed.
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A very old joke, but appropriate.
There was an old man sitting on his porch watching the rain fall. Pretty soon the water was coming over the porch and into the house.
The old man was still sitting there when a rescue boat came and the people on board said, āYou canāt stay here you have to come with us.ā
The old man replied, āNo, God will save me.ā So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, and another rescue boat came, and again told the old man he had to come with them.
The old man again replied, āGod will save me.ā So the boat left him again.
An hour later the water was up to the roof and a third rescue boat approached the old man, and tried to get him to come with them.
Again the old man refused to leave stating that, āGod will save him.ā So the boat left him again.
Soon after, the man drowns and goes to heaven, and when he sees God he asks him, āWhy didnāt you save me?ā
God replied, āYou dummy! I tried. I sent three boats after you!!ā
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Heās our rep, and I despise this cretin. He actually lost his seat to a dem, Mark Schauer, in 2008, Schauer was doing a great job, very visible, lots of contact with constituents. Then in the great republican redistricting after the 2010 election, he no longer lived in the district he represented, so he didnāt run for reelection.
We got this moron again. Big financial support from the Club for (not-your) Growth. Votes party line, the worse the bill, the better he likes it. Hillsdale is in his district. Ugh.
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āIf we get in a real fix, daddy will cover for us. Letās just do it and be legends, man.ā
These people are fucking bad, spoiled little children, not responsible grownups. If we last until 2018, we need to give them a spanking to end all spankings.
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Itās one thing not to be able to learn but to reject learning completely just because it might show your previous belief was wrongā¦wow!.
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āHeā gave us the brains to develop the tools to forecast the problem several decades in advance, but bitch too lazy to do any work at all.
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Godbotherer mumbles and grunts out incoherent bullshit. Next news item!
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Get a load of the post boards behind this guy in the picture. The lies are in big print.
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