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translation: “I may be moronic but even I realize that there’s nothing to the conspiracy theories, but I realize that my constituents are even more moronic, so I have to request a “special briefing” so I can show my moronic constituents that I “did something about it” re/ Jade Helm 15.”
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Send one of the white vans from Ft. Lauderdale to pick him up for the briefing.
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Quotefix:
I’ve requested and will soon receive a private briefing from Special Operations Command…
…to go with my neat-o RWNJ decoder-ring!
And please! Tell me that’s a 70s stock photo accompanying this article.
jw1
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I think it’s a young Tom DeLay.
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Translation: I need to pander enough to avoid being primaried in 2016.
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Hmm. Perhaps.
But definitely advanced from the larvae stage.
(They didn’t call him The Bugman for nuthin’!)
jw1
I think he was waiting to confirm such before actually denying that this was not, in fact, a military take-over of Biloxi.
I saw “Serpent Guardian” already. Busty McQueen did an adequate job, but her so-star Rock Throbster seemingly went through the motions. Typical Sword, Sandal & Bondage fare, although wardrobe really should have told the director socks with sandals is so passé.
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Why does he need a briefing if he already knows so much about the operation? Why give him a private briefing, at taxpayer expense, when a letter would do?
Because there is no political boost in doing this thing right.
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Wow, pandering to both sides!!
Oh no! A briefing could turn into pander-monium!
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Private briefing ? I’d send Privates Beetle Bailey & Sad Sack to give him the downlow.
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Stevie P.'s other demand was for his own
sparkly pony to ride while licking his lollypop…
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I’ve owned pancake spatulas that are more intelligent than this walking doorknob.
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His request was returned marked, sent to wrong conspiracy.
Rep. Palazzo isn’t saving face by kind of not being a conspiratorial dumbass. Saying that he backs the military and their mission while simultaneously casting doubt on their mission is just as nuts as being a proud loon. It is a variation with its own distinctive dumbassness, that’s all.
Jade Helm is actually a flushing device that couldn’t have been more successful. It has flushed out the common idiots, the wack jobs that hide behind titles and its flushing away the future opportunities of the waiting to have full wack authority.
Jade Helm rocks! It will commence without further adieu and the nutjobs, if they survive, will go deeper into paranoiaville. Awesome, awesome, awesome!
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Hey, kudos to him for not taking the easy opportunity to pander to the kooks.
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You forgot Gomer Pyle!
Even though he “serves” on the Armed Forces committee, he demanded a private meeting. Did he not attend meetings with his fellow members where this was covered? This is just another way to get me, me, me time with the press.
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Yet, he wins elections in Mississippi. Go Bulldogs!
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