Duh. Doesn’t everyone know that a Town Hall is a sacred place of worship?
“Do you lie in church?” That’s great. My goal is for every Republican representative in California to be chased from federal office. That right there would put a big dent in the House.
“Do you lie in church?” audience members shouted back, according to a report by CBS Sacramento.
GOP Rep: What’s your point?
Haha. White guy says white thing.
This aint church, snowflake
Point taken. A GOP rep is a god. Behave accordingly.
I only behave decorously at funerals, your political funeral that is.
Sorry snowflake…
Guess he never saw The Blues Brothers.
I don’t think even Job had it this bad…
Boy, is He testing us.
Mommy!!!
He’s trying to out-stupid Louie Gohmert.
Let us mourn the sad passing of the separation of church and state. We hardly knew ye…
You’re not my minister. You are a Congressman.
they yeLL in the churches where they handle snakes.
Rep. Doug LaMalfa making a strong run at getting the title of stupidest Congressional Rep - and the winner will be the one how insults the intelligence and sensibilities of the electorate to the point that good old fashioned tarring and feathering occurs
eventually one of these rubes is going to outright anger one of these crowds & end up having their dental work forcibly removed.
OT: Breaking: Aircraft Carrier Wasn’t Sailing to Deter North Korea, as U.S. Suggested
*The problem was, the carrier, the Carl Vinson, and the four other warships in its strike force were at that very moment sailing in the opposite direction, to take part in joint exercises with the Australian Navy in the Indian Ocean, 3,500 miles southwest of the Korean Peninsula.
they yell louder at churches where they mis-handle snakes…
Get with the times.
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Jebus H. Tap-dancing Christ.
All our allies should all tell Donnie to get fucked.