Discussion: GOP Rep.: Bales Of Marijuana Concealing Nukes Can Cross Border

I’m not really up to speed on the fine details of nuclear weapons, and I don’t have Rick Perry at hand to ask, so I’ll pose the question here:

What is it about marijuana that makes it a better place to stash a nuclear weapon than any of the tens of thousands of other bulky objects that move across the border on a daily basis?

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Why bother with concealing nukes in marijuana bales when you could just shove them up your ass?

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So… The drug runners also have boats and submarines.

Where’s our damned Atlantic, Pacific and Gulf of Mexico (gotta re-name that last one, BTW) Wall, Trump???

You’re toying with our safety from high nukes!

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You could smuggle bales of marijuana inside nukes!

(Is there some way without violating the Constitution that we could provide that you have to possess an IQ higher than a turnip to serve in Congress?)

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Playing the “what if” game is bs and everyone with a thinking brain knows that is a giant : DISTRACTION .

Ask border patrol how many people have they found being smuggled across the border in a bale of pot?   Ignoring of course the insane idea that people who are crossing the border are carrying a bale of pot.
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Oh noes! I’m so scared now. Thank you, Rep. Franks for pointing out this horrible possibility! Now we definitely have to spend a few billion dollars for a useless f’ing wall that won’t do jack to stop smuggling of anything.

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Like his hero Mr. Trump, Mr. Franks is a liar. A low-life liar. And a serial racist, homophobe, misogynist, etc. He is one of the most vile Rs in a House filled with low-life thugs. How low can you go, you lying racist scumbag?

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Why not a bale of melon-shaped calves?

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nuke spotted by border patrol being ferreted across the border: “HOLY SHIT THAT’S A NUKE BEING CARRIED BY ILLEGAL ALIENS!!! GET 'EM!!!”

massive load of bales of marijuana spotted by border patrol being ferreted across the border: “meh, just some illegals bringing in like 250lbs of weed. let 'em go. hand me a beer, joe.”

trent makes a good point.

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That’s a mushroom cloud I’d like to sniff.

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Note to Teatrolls: just because the words you string together technically form a sentence, does not mean you’ve said anything sane.

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Yes! And the beryllium neutron initiator pits are being smuggled in from Mexican avocado orchards disguised as avocado pits

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/BERYLLIUM_-KUGEL_1.JPG/220px-BERYLLIUM-_KUGEL_1.JPG

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It’s not that he’s a moron it’s that he thinks his constituents are morons.

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they keep voting for him, don’t they?

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“They could also smuggle nuclear weapons in through the ocean using mermaids,” Representative Franks went on to say. “And it’s also been suggested that terrorists could hide nuclear weapons in the pots of gold at the end of rainbows. One expert I heard even said that terrorists could smuggle nuclear weapons into the United States using robot donkeys. And you know what? That all sounds very plausible to me.”

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Three words come to mind: BAT SHIT CRAZY !

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Hey, if there’s a strain of marijuana that can nuke me coming in from Mexico, then I say, “Bring it on, bitch!”. I haven’t had any nuclear-grade kush in months!

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Then you hit the “start” button and a red LED digital clock starts the countdown to 00:00 just like on Mission Impossible.

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