… now, now, Les… it is not hypocrisy to carefully analyse and calculate the full effects of the weight of the average lap dance on a gentleman’s chubby…
… Mr. Harvard spent a great deal of time and effort in determining that any pounding… er… poundage over 160 would damage his little Harvard…
… hypocrites just don’t have the time to get that deep into the bullshit… 
Gotta control them wimmin! It’s what being a member of the GOP is all about!
“I just wanted to simultaneously poke fun at over regulation and reveal myself to be a pig.”
What we really need is a bill prohibiting children from being in the presence of a Republican legislator without their legal guardians.
Both the child’s and the legislator’s.
Regulators, mount up!
I’ve been to a club or more (doing research of course) and from what I’ve seen, this is yet another imagined Republican problem looking for a solution.
I have no idea where this weirdo is frequenting but something tells me it isn’t exactly the classiest of joints. I’m betting that there are a few donkeys and a midget or two also on stage.
It comes down to a sex thing. They’re legislating both sides of of the issue-taking away all female autonomy while legislating the pleasure of males.
Just so we know ‘it’s all for women’s safety.’ That shit is biblical.