Discussion: GOP House Candidate Accused Of Bigfoot Erotica: 'I'd Love To Just Chat With Him'

“I just think it would be cool if he was alive, because I’d love to just meet with him to see if it’s true what they say about having big feet!”

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That’s exactly what I said!

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“I love the fact that I fought for that freedom that you can believe in any type of Bigfoot that you want. What is the true Bigfoot?”

Republican or not, if he said that he can’t be all bad.

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I’m not sure attacking a candidate over this topic is that great an idea, unless of course he likes mooslem bigfoots. :scream:

/snark

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““I came up with this myself,” he said”

'Nuff Said.

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OT w/trends

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TPM, I posit that we have now gone past peak bigfoot.

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Until he lands a job at FEMA …

then we should probably discuss it —

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I’m not sexually attracted to Bigfoots, or Bigfeet, or Sasquatches or what have you. I’m just a normal guy who thinks it would somehow be feasible to “chat” with one. You know, like over beers, just one regular normal guy and a regular normal crypto-humanoid, hanging out.

Keep up the good work, GOP. I really want people like this yutz to run my country. That would be so, so awesome.

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I disagree, this site needs moar Sasquatch.

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Big Foot? I seen ‘im. He were big and hairy with a trucker hat, and he worked at a Circle K in Missoula, Montana. He weren’t much on talk, but by god, he could catch a deer and break its neck like nothin’. When one came near the store, anyhows. As for the Lady Bigfeet, he never said much, and I didn’t ask. Sort of one of them don’t ask don’t tell deals. I wouldn’t want to speculate like that Congressman.

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Yer nuthin’ but a god-durned Yeti-ist!

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Just saw an ad for one of the Democrats running to fill Elizabeth Esty’s seat in CT-5, and she is a former Teacher of the Year and African American. The seat is drawing a diverse field of contenders, so it’s going to be an exciting primary. Too bad I don’t live in the district.

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The Bigfoot fetish interest is anthropological.

His erotic interests lie elsewhere.

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He’s a Brony?

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As a bit of a contrarian I think it’s more accurate to say I’m an And Yeti-ist.

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I think it should be pointed out that a candidate named Denver Riggleman is perfect for the Silly Party.

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:joy:

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I hope the Very Silly Party plays spoiler and lets the Sensible Party to eke out a win here.

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