Discussion: GOP Grammar Goof: A Majority Of Texans Are Ordained By God As Gay!

Texas Repugs are now coming out of the closet?

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More grammar police die in the line of duty than any other category of shamers.

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Narrow, but not straight.

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No, damn it! I don’t want to be ordained by their God!

Now my goddess on the other hand…

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“Due to a grammatical error in the section condemning homosexuality in the 2016 Texas Republican platform, the state party has actually suggested that the ‘majority of Texans’ are gay and that the behavior of LGBT people is ‘ordained by G-d’….”

Clearly, the grammatical error was ordained by G-d.

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Shoot, Texas Republicans can’t read…

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God works in mysterious ways.

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Oh NPR - how did it come to this?

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Pot meet kettle, right TPM?

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O how I wish.

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Obviously, it’s not just children that isn’t learning in Texas.

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in order to fix it will they pass a law declaring there is no god?

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“Homosexuality is a chosen behavior that is contrary to the fundamental unchanging truths that has been ordained by God in the Bible…”

Last time I checked, you could choose your religion too! Not sure they’ve got the best argument.

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No, never gay. NO way. Impossible!

Dumb as rocks, YES, but not GAY.

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While this is funny as all get out, I’m not sure TPM should be lack-of-copy-editor shaming…

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Well now they’ve made where you’re going to have to choose to not be gay; unless they rewrite the platform.

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This is a National tradegy, the same thing happened to the speling police…

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Fucking twits can’t even get their Christo-fascist bigotry right.

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Texas: Land of the Cowpokes and Tailgaters. Go on with your bad selves!

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