“That’s right honey, the big big wall will keep out the scary brown people.”
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1,000 likes! too witty for words ex-austinite
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Dear god! Isn’t that some kind of child abuse? 
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He’s not running in a district, this is statewide, so he is also appealing to all the rednecks from Jax to Pensacola, and from Live Oak to Everglades City.
As I pointed out yesterday, both DeSantis and Putnam and are trying to suck up to the Turmpites so bad it hurts to watch them.
Ads like these may appeal to their base, but they are disgusting to most everyone else.
As best I can see, this is about all the GOP have to run on this time: Trump and his dog whistles.
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Nice of him to publicly share how he raises his children to be racist white nationalist pigs.
How to Ruin Your Babies for Dummies.
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Trumpism really is a cult.
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Just wait for when one of his base builds a Trump Temple.
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I’m afraid I’d have to call DeSantis a child abuser, making his kids wear MAGA onesies and forcing them to listen to quotes from the Mango Menace. Why do Florida Republicans hate children?
“Now, let’s play: ‘pay off the pregnant porn star’!”
His wife Casey should be advised …
another 5 … 10 years …
Kicked to the curb while he’s out lookin for a trophy —
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And the part where he put his kids to work stitching fancy blouses and skirts for 18 hours at a penny an hour.
Barf. Way to use your kids as props, buttmunch.
Intro to the Ad
“Hi, my name is Ron DeSantis, and I am an ignorant fucking goombah, the Southern Italian equivalent of Trailer Trash here in Northern Florida, but my family actually arrived in this country on The Fucking Mayflower. That’s right, so I want us to keep all those Mexicans and Haitians OUT. But not the Cubans, because they vote…”
Disclosure- The user known as JacksonHts is of Italian extraction and fucking hates it when second and third generation Italians like Carl Paladino and Frank Rizzo pretend their excrement is perfumed and that they are somehow superior to Latinos and African Americans, even though they themselves exhibit evidence of recent Baboon ancestry.
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Monkey see…
Maga maga maga maga maga maga maga, Said the chimpie to the monk;
Maga maga maga maga maga maga maga, Said the monkey to the chimp…
Apologies to Debbie Reynolds.
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I found a picture of DeSantis meeting with Trump … or was it Trump meeting with Putin … oh, shit, I forgot.
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Well, as least the psychiatrist will have no problem pinpointing when it all went wrong for his disturbed new clients.
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I would venture to say a “death cult.” Like ISIS. Or the SS.
yeah, the ad makes him look like a complete tool.
Imagine if someone ran an ad with their 6 year old, saying “We love President Obama. Obamacare. It helps sick people.” And the kid repeated that. I 100% agree with all those words and I would still think it is disgusting that someone is using their kid like that for, I don’t know, “cutesy” points. Or something…
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In another, he reads to his baby son from “Art of the Deal.”
Hell, child protective services? Yes, I’d like to report an instance of psychological abuse…