Discussion: GOP Firebrand Leaving State Office: 'Eight Years Was Enough For George Washington'

Woohoo! Best news of the day! Now if Cornyn would also see the writing on the wall . . .

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Texas state Rep. Jonathan Stickland, a Republican firebrand who recently called vaccinations “sorcery,”

Bloody hell!

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good now lets get 40 more…

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A couple years ago, he hung a plaque outside of his office identifying himself as a “former fetus.”

Barely.

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Without question, this idiot’s district, the State of Texas, the entire United States, and the world will be much better off with Jonathan Stickland gone.

If as he says ". . . it is not the Lord’s will for me to seek re-election,” then maybe there is a benevolent God.

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So now this fucking dipshit is comparing himself to George Washington?

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Personally I think he was conjured, or maybe hatched.

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He’s leaving to join the Louis B. Gohmert Jr. Deep Thinkers think tank.

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The Coven will be most delighted.

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Here he is sans beard, but with a portable penile implant. Yikes, he needs his own zipcode. His belly is a time zone ahead of the rest of him.

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Can’t wait for the back story.

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Looks like everything really is bigger in Texas

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I was wondering who the hell voted this guy into office, the answer is Tarrant county, home to the looniest wingnuts of the Metroplex…

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well, if they need that implant, not really “everything”

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“After much prayerful consideration and reflection, I have determined it is not the Lord’s will for me to seek re-election.”

As if. Right now, the Lord is too busy watching the Women’s World Cup to give a shit about anything else. Especially this mal-adjusted fuckwad.

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It looks like he’s ready to go mano-a-mano (tenedor-a-tenedor?) with Blake Farenthold for the title of King of the Early Birds at the Corpus Christi Golden Corral.

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Vaccination is sorcery, and God talks to him. Got it.

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These people are absolutely fing unhinged - and shockingly self-absorbed. I don’t believe in the Christian God in any sense, but the mere idea that the creator of the universe would give a 1/10,000,000 of a thought to career path of a ststain like Strickland is patently offensive. The fact that the little s*tstain is a self-identified, loud and proud Christian is also offensive - lots of talk of Christ, but no room for Christ’s love in his heart.

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Don’t care I’m fat shaming here but is he related to the former Congressman Farenthold? Looks like his diet was mainly Texas chili and BBQ.

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