Discussion: GOP Candidate Warned There's A Secret Gay Plot To Sodomize Your Children

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Hice contends that being gay causes depression and shorter life spans.

And that’s all due to small minded morons like YOU.

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“It’s Now or Never: A Call To Reclaim America.”

Then it’s never, fool. You’re never, ever, ever getting “your country” (as if “your country” ever even existed) back. We, minorities, women, gays, liberals, Jews, atheists, Muslims, etc, have finally taken what’s our’s and we’re not giving it back. You’ll have to pry it from our cold, dead hands.

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How does he know it’s secret ?

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Wingnuts and satire…Two ships, passing in the night.

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bless his little heart.

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Oh Dear! And I though we had some rat-fucking nuts Republicans here in Arizona. Is there someplace in GA or some other southern state, similar to Saruman’s orc-breeding pit in “The Lord of the Rings,” where these people are extracted from mucous-saturated artificial uteri? Is that where they come from? Some, macabre, antediluvian Florida sinkhole? Can it be filled in?

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I knew it! Just the other day, I lthought this very same thing.

I knew there was a super secret plot and now have my confirmation .

Where on earth do these people come from, how can they exist? Talk about a RIF fail. They make me weep.

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yeah, yeah … $10 says he’d fall on his knees and pleasure that strong bold disciplined Vladimir Putin in a heartbeat

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Dumb@$$ baggernut. Somewhere Jonathan Swift weeps.

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It involves Catholic clergymen and Republicans fucking kids in the ass.

But now THAT plan is blown, thanks to those meddling kids.I mean Pastor Jody.

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Well, can you blame them?

For only 5 secret sodomizings, you get a NAMBLA official Guide to Secret Gay Sodomy Plots, and for 50 secret sodomys, you get a rainbow kayak!

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“The problem though is that Hice didn’t note that the piece was a satirical essay.”

I would argue that the problem is that Hice is an idiot, but I suppose that’s implied.

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It should be illegal for assholes to run for public office. IMHO.

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Weird that he didn’t get satire and yet writes it so well.

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What will those wacky gays be up to next? Will they shave our cats? Pee on the vegetables in our gardens? Short sheet our beds?? Maybe write satirical articles for The Onion? The Horror!!!11a!

But then, this is your stereotypical GOTP political candidate these days . Seems they are all trying to take the title of Looniest away from Screwy Louie. Proof positive that Dan whacko-bird Quale was onto something big…A Mind really IS a terrible thingie to waste.

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That’s punny…

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What is most frightening is that enough people voted for this fool for him to be a finalist in that Congressional district. Absolutely astounding.

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Must be into the water table - Broun was elected from here, and he was another mental giant like this fella.

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