Discussion: GOP Candidate Stands By 'Gremlins' Comment, Notes There's An 'Outbreak'

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< intercom>Mr. Culler? The marriages of Mr. Limbaugh and Mr. Gingrich are on lines 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7. < /intercom>

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I’d like to know what was the Gremlin outbreak 30 years ago that was worse than the gay marriage Gremlin.

He doubled down on that comment in a Facebook video and emphasized that if elected, he would represent and fight for Christians against “the worst Gremlin outbreak we’ve seen in 30 years.”

Also, I’m pretty sure Gremlins are not Christian in origin, so he’s bringing in other faiths. That violates the First Commandment about no other gods.

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It also violates the first rule about Gremlins Club, which is that you do not talk about Gremlins Club.

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I love the smell of burnt toast in the morning.

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Did you know that both Gingrich and Limbaugh are straight white males? So, you know, it’s fine.

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“Gremlins” and pro-abortion activists need to be concerned…there’s a Christian running in South Carolina that you can’t intimidate or stop."

Man, he’s so tough and manly. It makes me wonder how long before he’s cowering in a corner whining about being pushed around by the girly homos and Democrats (but I repeat myself).

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Leaning on a cannon barrel? Not just a Freudian slip, but a Freudian slip with matching Freudian garter belt and Freudian bustier.

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Not true. The First Commandment says that it’s against the rules to put other gods first. Nothing about there not being any.

It’s also apparently against astronomy and ground penetrating radar.

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United States Constitution, Article VI, Paragraph 3:

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.

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These hyper-Christians are all alike when publicly speak out about how bad “these gays” are. They are all deathly afraid of what is inside themselves, a sincere desire never to be tempted by some good looking gay guy.

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“We believe in the way that it’s always been.”

Please show me the last point in history when things were the way they had always been up to then. Including your “one man, one woman” invention.

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GOPer Doubles Down On Gays:

Double entendre, TPM?

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Not only that, but it’s a black cannon barrel.

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Oh, come ON Mr. Culler. Just drop the pretense and put on the black uniform and jackboots and swastika. Then, once elected, you can open the concentration camps to implement your “Final Solution” to the “problem with the GAYS”.
Unfortunately, even that won’t make the Gay Thoughts that dominate your mind disappear.
You can’t run away from them.
You can’t hide behind fundamentalist religion from them.
They are who you REALLY ARE.

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I guess a lot of folks here think as I do that the anti-gay movement is lead by people who are unsure of their own sexuality.

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The measured tone of his monologue was dramatically punctuated by the blast of train dog whistles in the background.

There. FTFY.

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They’re also Republicans, and IOKIYAR.

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Whenever you see a homophobic rant this unhinged, there’s about an 80% chance the ranter is in the closet. So let’s get a pool going: how long before this guy gets outed?

I say four months.

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Or is some obscure candidate who has enough media savvy to know these typeof comments receive a lot of media play.