Of Obsessing Over Clinton! Now About Those Emails..." class="article-topic-image" />How dare you cast aspersions on his asparagus!
This guy gives simpletons a bad name. Borderline slow. And I want to call him evil, but I think he might be too stupid to be evil. He just goes with the flow of those around him, and those around him are evil.
The Grift that keeps on Grifting
Howâs the asparagus doing?
You are far too kind in your comment calling him super fucking stupid.
Representative Gohmert is not a multi-tasker. He can only demagogue one issue at a time. No doubt, given time, heâll have something uniquely brilliant to say about Dallas, Louisiana, and Minnesota.
Three shades of stupid.
Trey Gowdy: Itâs also important to where Hillary was when Vince Foster was murdered. A future president needs to be squeaky clean about any lingering doubts in our nationâs mind. We will subpoena her soon.
Louie is always entertaining. A moronâŚbut entertaining.
CluelessâŚalways.
So the TexAssHole dropped another one of his Gohmert PylesâŚwhat else is new???
Louie Gohmert: Painfully-oblivious Texas Republican, or brilliant piece of Andy Kaufman performance art?
So hard to tell which oneâŚ
Would someone please slap a condom on that unprotected head?
Iâm sure Gohmert will eventually get around to blaming President Obama and Black Lives Matter for the Dallas attack, but I doubt heâll say anything about the killings in Louisiana and Minnesota.
Itâs my understanding that Gomer is not running for reelection. If I have that right, Iâm going to miss him. He takes up 194 hilarious pages in my database and leaves a lasting legacy of being a kook for the ages. What gets me is that before he became a congressman, this terminal brain damage case was a JUDGE. Did anyone ever keep track of how often he got overturned?
In his first five years in office, Gomer proposed 50 bills, 46 of which never even made it out of committee. Gomer is famous for getting schooled, ON AIR, by Anderson Cooper and Jon Stewart, formerly of the Daily Show, for his freakout over âTerror Babiesâ on the floor of the congress which is HERE: http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/06/gohmert-theres-a-diabolical-30-year-plot-to-have-terrorist-babies-born-in-us-video.php
His battle with Cooper can be found, HERE: http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2010/08/rep-louie-gohmerts-terror-baby-meltdown
So aside from the asparagus and the terror babies, here are some of Gomerâs Greats with my comments in brackets:
- Democrats want another terrorist attack so they
can pass a new jobs bill.
[We do? No shit. Gomer actually SAID this on Fox Not the News while talking to Neil Cavuto about trying Khalid SheikMohammed in New York City. Do I have to mention that this is not only horseshit but VILE horseshit?]
- Claimed that if men dressed in beauty pageant
outfits they would be covered under the Hate Crimes Act.
[Gomer claimed this on Hannityâs show on Fox Not the News during a discussion about how terrible skimpy outfits are on women in the Miss USA pageant. The universal reaction to Gomerâs claim was âHuh?â]
- President Obama would support terrorists beating
TSA agents since he has no problem with terrorists evading the Gaza blockade by
Israel.
[Gomer claimed this on the House floor on June 9, 2010 in a rambling speech that offered no evidence for either assertion.]
- The Matthew Shepard Hate Crimes Bill would lead to necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality being legalized.
[Gomer screeched this on the House floor when it wasnât even the subject. The subject was the repeal of âDonât ask, donât tell.â Despite Gomerâs fury, both bills were signed by the President the same day.]
"The usurpation of the rights of the states and of the people perpetrated by the U.S. House last night is blatant, arrogant, and cries out for action. A potentially bankrupting âmother of all unfunded mandatesâ needs to be stopped."
Press release from Rep.Gohmertâs office.
[Enraged at his helplessness to stop health care reform going on in the Senate, Gomer suggested repealing the 17th Amendment to the Constitution which provides for direct election of Senators by the electorate.]
Why didnât Louie ask Lynch what sheâs doing to neutralize the terror baby threat? Some of these little Muslim Manchurian candidates must be in high school by now.
Paul Ryan has made a big steaming piles of incompetent mess. He seems more incompetent than John Boehner. Boehnerâs original pick, the very charismatic and articulate Kevin McCarthy, might have been a more competent speaker than Paul Ryan.
Seems Darcy and Gomert are more alike than not.
