Discussion: Glenn Beck's Ebola Song Reminds Listeners Not To Lick Vomit 'Off The Street' (VIDEO)

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Asses. Better not help that poor 7 month pregnant woman to the hospital that was miscarrying her baby either like the guy in Dallas did. I’m sure the healthcare workers infected were all just a bunch of idiots, too.

No need to lick it off the street. Glenn delivers it directly to your living room.

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But what about Benghazi?

BENGHAZI!

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How apropos that a flamer like Glenn would name his little site The Blaze

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don’t lick vomit off the street

This news comes a tad late for street gourmands like Ted Cruz, the rest of the clown car and FOX Spews…

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Move over Sesame Street…

More wisdom from Dr. Beck.

Another way to keep from getting Ebola is to con lots of shitkickers into giving you their money so you can use it to build your very own compound that you get to call a ranch while hiding in it.

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To be fair to Glenn Beck, we must take into consideration that his audience truly is that fucking stupid that they need to be told these things.

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/cancels vomit hunt in Boston Common scheduled for lunch hour

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Dumb Ways to Die did it better first.

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{{{sigh}}}
Conservative compassion?

Fair? Now we have to be fair to Glenn Beck??
What is the world coming to…

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Ebola or no, this is probably pretty good advice that I am going to take to heart.

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What? No mention of how Obama and his dad made this disease with the intent on bringing it the the US to kill everyone in the name of Allah?

Huge fail, Glenn. Huge.

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Yeah, seriously!
What the fuck is this liberal distraction from BENGHAZI!?!

Liberal Science?
Liberal Medicine?
What the fuck is that shit?!

BENGHAZI
BENGHAZI
BENGHAZI

Period.

The only way to end these liberal distractions from BENGHAZI is to boycott the election.

#ConservativesStayHome2014

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I dunno man…there’s an element of this that strikes me as a pretty hilarious joke were it to have come from any other source. And to be honest, it’s so over the top and ridiculous, even for Beck, that I think it may have been intended as a joke, which is admittedly strange, because a joke would make light of it and help diffuse the paranoia, which isn’t exactly what Beck the Fear Farmer is known for.

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His audience is so dense they need to learn things in a simple song form so it will be remembered.

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Here’s a much better song from a Liberian Hip Hop artist:
https://soundcloud.com/shadowmrgn/ebola-in-town-d-12-shadow-kuzzy-of-2kings

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We know Fox and Pigboy have the old men. Seriously, what is this turd’s demographic?

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