And all decent Americans urge Giuliani to “Stuff a Sock in It” already.
In an unprompted phone call
RUDY
RUDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING
RUDY YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CLIENT
RUDY ARE YOU SUNDOWNING ALREADY
RUDY IT’S ONLY 10AM EASTERN, THE SUN IS STILL UP
RUDy
Trupm’s writing the report one tweet at a time. Mueller just needs to sign it.
I’m sure Mueller will take note and do exactly as Giuliani says, because after all, Rudes used to be somebody.
He can’t prosecute [Trump]. All he can do is write a report about him, so write the goddamned thing and get it over with now.
This is an implicit admission of guilt, right?
Well, in most cases I’d agree. When writing reports “the perfect is the enemy of the good,” and one can get bogged down in OCD-level details. Spellcheck and send, is usually good advice.
But in this instance we need a case so tight, Trump can’t ever get out, and space-vacuum inside so we don’t have to hear him scream. Perfect is perfect. Keep going.
Once again, Rudy fails to recognize (or just ignore) that it was the SDNY who charged and obtained a guilty plea from Cohen on the felonious campaign finance violations. Not Mueller. The FACT that SDNY has the co-operation of Pecker and AMI must be driving Trump nuts.
Since he called them cold, I’d love to hear the part where they verified his identity.
Drooled into the handset and then shoved some broken yellow incisors into the mic.
Many people are saying that only Rudy can pull that one off.
Patience Ghoulie.
Savor the anticipation…
To be serious, I’m just flabbergasted that, in his capacity as Donald Trump’s attorney, Rudy Giuliani apparently concluded it would be sensible or productive to call a news agency out of the blue and complain that investigators were taking too long looking into his client, we’re very anxious to get it over with, just write the damn thing.
For real, what is he thinking? What response does he expect? Who is the audience for this? Is he thinking more than zero steps ahead in this game? Is he just acting, in a literal sense, out of uncontrollable anger?
I’m stupefied.
I thought Rudy said he would have it wrapped up in a week and year ago.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rudy-to-the-rescue-giuliani-vows-to-wrap-up-mueller-probe
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.
But now Rudy is a whore for cash – how the mighty have fallen. Oh yeah, forgot, Rudy is working for the shitgibbon for free. Isn’t there some joke about lawyers and clients and “free” legal advice?
"After two years and two investigations … they have [gone public with] nothing on collusion”
The audience that believes this!!! Flyn case will be dismissed any minute
Rudy Guliani now known for a noun, a verb, and sweat pouring out of every gland in his body. Good lawyers typically don’t threaten or vilify the prosecution team, but then again, whoever said Rudy’s a good lawyer?
I wonder if he’s panicking for Trump or for himself regarding the FBI investigation into the NY field office.
Oh, say a cuss at Meuller, Rudy. I’m sure he’ll start shaking and the Bronze Star he was given for valor in combat will start to rattle.
Giuliani then turned his lasers to the just-sentenced Cohen
That’s kind of an inapt metaphor; anyone who’s listened to Baghdad Ruddy would describe him more as a rock salt blunderbuss.
Anyone looking at him would use the “sinks his fangs into” cliche.