Discussion: Giuliani: Trump Lawyers Want To Look At Mueller's Findings Before They're Public

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No, Rudy. You could’ve had your client do a face-to-face interview with the Special Counsel, but you were too afraid that he was going to perjure himself. You and your legal hack brethren can sit tight and learn the details the same way as us commoners.

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Yeah this x 1000

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Why Rudy? Is it so the real lawyers can explain it to you?

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Darn. I lost in the pool about whether Rudy was dead or just missing.

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I’d be shocked if Barr hasn’t already run off a few copies to send over to the White House. That is, if they haven’t already been briefed on the contents.

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Naw… If it had reached the WH, we’d all already be reading it all online. Those people can’t help but leak, and there would be a rush for who could get it out first.

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So they can work on their spin.

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I think they personally okay much of what’s leaked. Either for distraction or other reasons. Not all of it, but much of it.

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This document (described as “comprehensive”) is probably too large for the selective stuff. Once a wide-enough circle of people get it that they think it can’t be traced back to them personally, they’ll let the whole thing out.

And since this Report is only maybe secondary to Game of Thrones Season 8 as the most-anticipated script out there…

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“Giuliani: Trump Lawyers Want To Look At Mueller’s Findings Before They’re Public.”

And I want a pony.

(Any of which, by the way, would sport infinitely better mandibulars than Rudy.)

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Is DOJ giving the White House a pictures-only version of the report, so Spanky can understand it?

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Are you saying that it’s well past time that Rudy had his farrier come in and float his teeth?

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Naw, SHS and KAC will deliver it in interpretive dance mode once Kayne lays down some beats.

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“The law protects the rich, but does not bind them. The law binds the poor, but does not protect them.”

I’ve always thought that if Trump is brought down, it will be from a a crisis, that he himself made, that gets out of control, or an economic or natural catastrophe, like Katrina, the response to which is bungled with many unnecessary casualties. The law and the constitution won’t save us.

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And I want a dragon to heat my pool…

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I dig a pony.

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You’ll get a lot of disagreement about that. Mueller wasn’t fired. He finished his work and handed other cases over to others, who will continue. Pardon-free.

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He’ll just scan it for the word “collusion.”

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But that might end up being a 4 hour movement installation (à la any Brooklyn Arts Gallery), and Donnie definitely wouldn’t make it through to the conclusion

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