“OMG, lying to Congress?!? Since when is that a crime?!?!”
Hey Rudes… Simple question for you. Why are so many of Trump’s associates lying to the FBI about Russia? Asking a friend…
So did Gates
So did Papado
So did Flynn
So did Cohen
So did Manafort
So did Drumpf
So WILL Drumpf
You’re about to get soaked, Ghoulie…
Truth is so overrated, amirite?
I seem to remember a former President who was impeached for making “false statements” about a BJ.
In other news, President Trump has announced that he will be giving the State of the Union address from the Kremlin.
Putin & Pence will sit behind Trump while he gives his speech.
He’s pissed about missing Davos, as that may have been his last shot to give SS the slip and hop on a russkie plane to exile…
After the July 22, 2016 release of stolen [Democratic National Committee] emails by Organization 1, a senior Trump Campaign official was directed to contact STONE about any additional releases and what other damaging information Organization 1 had regarding the Clinton Campaign.
Oh, haha, that’s just lawyer code for “he was lying when he said he didn’t remember”.
Rudy Through the Looking Glass.
“False statements”. Oh, you mean PERJURY, you stupid fuck?
I wonder who the genius is at the White House who keeps sending America’s Mayhem out to talk to the press?
Dam!
“Just false statements.” OFFS, Rudy, they were false statements about Russian contacts and collusion, you insufferable, lying, cousin-humping asshole!
cousin-humping asshole!
Oh, I love you for that one!
Q: How did the Trump-loving redneck farmer find his sister in the 400-acre cornfield?
A: Delightful!
The day the president hired Rudy was a fine day for justice. Accidental justice, but I’ll take it.
Or from Florence ADX.
Is it possible that Trimp’s unwillingness to move on the shutdown is designed to keep attention away from the Mueller investigation?
“In America, ambulance chase Rudy Giuliani!” - Y. Smirnoff, Branson Resident and Failed Humorist