I guess Cohen is going to non-jail for a non-crime for what isn’t three years for not paying a porn star that Trump didn’t have an affair with. Two can play this game, Rudy.
If it isn’t a witch-hunt why are they pursuing a non-crime.
See, Rudy - it is a crime, therefore an investigation of a crime cannot be a witch hunt. “Crimes” exist - “witches” do not.
Double down on double stupid.
Why would anyone have this clown as their lawyer?
OT but you heard it here first: Christie said thanks no thanks. BWAHAHAHAHA
He didn’t make a mistake… he just got a bit ahead
The order is
Didn’t Happen -> Didn’t Knew About it -> Private Transaction -> Not a Crime -> Nobody died! -> Can’t Indict a President!
Alfred E. Neuman once made this quote about a much more illustrious person, but, here goes:
“He came”
“He saw”
“He Conked Out”
Christie must believe that the Republic might survive Trump.
OT there is an error in my Caesar-esque quote above. The quote was ABOUT not BY A.E.N.
Great, so Mark Meadows might be back in the running.
I wonder if John Grisham could weave these threads of hilarity into a plausible legal thriller?
I somehow doubt it, but if anyone can it’s him…
Hey Rudes, remember this one?
Christie would have a brighter future if he hired himself out to a Japanese whaling vessel to be used as a lure…
Worst. Lawyer. Ever.
In some sense, this is the Stones at their zenith…
There is also a great cover by Johnny Winter…
Because no one who was qualified would take the job.
Giuliani is not, and has never been, a real lawyer. Everyone who worked with him said was a crappy lawyer. The only difference is now he is an old crappy lawyer who is caught in the FOX Propaganda bubble with little touch with objective reality.
I would argue that we desperately need a tRUmpian dictionary for definitions of commonly known words that are inarticulately/inappropriately used.
for instance, Mueller’s work may accurately be described as a “witch” hunt if the definition of witch is clarified to mean “Putin’s bitch”
try it:
witch hunt = Putin’s bitch hunt
since tRUmp is clearly Putin’s bitch, “witch hunt” could be reasonably described as accurate
like during the election, when tRUmp said the election was rigged, he just didn’t clarify that it was being rigged in his favor, and also provides context to why he said he may not accept the election results if they were not in his favor
NO COLLUSION = YES CONSPIRACY, tRUmp has never denied that his campaign CONSPIRED with Putin, just didn’t collude with Putin
Don’t sweat it, Rudy; we know the real game here… Mob Lawyer with benefits.
It’s time to take Old Yeller out behind the barn…