Neither are you, Rudy. Neither are you.
More like a crime boss. The most important things are loyalty and keeping your mouth shut.
Ghoulie continued, ābut he is an alt-lawyer, a unstable illegal non-geniusā.
You gotta admit that he does try to play one on TVā¦
Not very well, mind youā¦
Not only is he not a lawyer, Rudy, heās not even a law-abiding citizen. Again, if heās not guilty of crimes, he has nothing to worry about from the flippers.
"Heās against the idea of getting people to lie.ā
Mr.Trump much prefers people who, like himself, lie naturally and spontaneously, without any involvement of external entities. For him, to need to be forced to lie betrays a lack of character.
Heās not much of a president either. Wasnāt even a very good reality TV show host. And he was a failed casino owner. We could go on, but ā¦
āI donāt think heās against the idea of cooperation. Heās against the idea of getting people to lie.ā
Heās also against the idea of people telling the truth ā¦ when it involves him.
Oh, if only it were a criminal offence to lie under oath! What a loophole! Iām sure an experienced lawyer like Rudy would know about it if it were illegalā¦
āHeās against the idea of getting people to lie.ā
āUnless it helps his own case.ā
Almost illegal. Almost a cogent thought. Almost a real president.
Donāt we always hear ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Iām no lawyer either, Rudy, but I know how RICO works.
And thanks to āLaw and Order,ā most people do too.
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How, then, does Giuliani account for the presence of Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Huckabee Sanders on his payroll? For that matter, how does he account for his own?
I love when the Trump Translators come running around the corner and breathlessly pant out what he was actually trying to say.
And that said, the classics never get old:
āI donāt think heās against the idea of cooperation. Heās against the idea of getting people to lie.ā
Iām still trying to figure out the logic here: the feds got Cohen to lie in such a way that he would have to spend four years in jail? Also, to record conversations of himself with the president wherein they basically admitted the thing he was lying aboutāall before the investigation took place, about something the Feds would have no way of knowing about beforehand?
Thatās some amazing time-traveling powers of persuasion. Itās amazing that they decided to use it in a trap against Donald Trump and not Bin Laden or Hitler.
You know what, Rudy. You sold me. If the FBI is sending people back in time to catch Donald Trump up in some imagined illegal activity, he mustāve done something really bad in the future.
Iām not a proctologist either, but I know an asshole when I see one.
āI donāt think heās against the idea of cooperation. Heās against the idea of getting people to lie.ā
Keep talking like this, Rudy, and youāre not getting invited to the Former US Attorneyās Ball any more.
Ding ding ding ding ding