Rudy Giuliani public servant. Who knew? What a concern troll.
You would be doing a much greater public service, Rudymentary, if you would take a flying leap off of the top of Trump Tower. Just make sure you land on Kellyanne Conway when you make that sudden, jarring stop at the end:
Derp,000,000,000,000,000,000
No Rudy, only the tin foil hat wearing public is wondering about Hillaryâs health thanks to your idiocy
The Washington Post recently ran a great satirical opinion piece built around evidence that Rudy has become a rabid, dementia-ridden, attention-starved and embarrassing old fuck-wit. Funny thing is, all of it was true.
No, Rudy, you are just a giant asshole who has destroyed what reputation you gained after 9/11. You are the tool of a dangerous man and a nothing in your own right.
Stoking conspiracy theories â LYING writ large â is a public service? Should we then assume that everything that emerges from Rudyâs mouth is a lie? How about the other Trump shills? What about Donnie himself? Are they all liars doing a public service? Easy questions: YES, but none of it is in service to the public.
Guiliani is a disgrace! But he is in good company.
If only Clintonâs doctor had written in her assessment Hillary was positively, amazingly, awesomely, fantastically, super-duper healthy these questions wouldnât persist.
Giuliani [urged] voters to Google âHillary Clinton illness.â
I urge them to Google âRudy Giuliani Batsh*t Crazy Fascist 9/11-Bungling Skirtchasing Partisan Hackâ.
I am thankful to Giuliani for reminding me that George Bush kept America safe.
Itâs killing him that she usurped him as the most popular politician in NY, and that she will achieve what he wanted.
Killin himâŚ.I enjoy this manâs miseryâŚ.taste like pinot
Giuliani pointed out, as conservatives and liberals alike have in recent months, that Clinton has not held a press conference in 270 days other than her appearance at the National Association of Black Journalists conference, where she took questions.".
But it was the National Association of Black Journalists, so it doesnât really count? Is that the inference here? Because you canât on one hand claim sheâs not held a press conference in 270 days and then ignore the press conference sheâs held in the last 270 days unless thereâs something inherently wrong with that press conference. Hmmm, wonder what that could be? That said, she needs to face the press no matter the stupidity and bullshit theyâll undoubtedly fling. After the release of the FBI email investigation report would be a pretty good time to do so. Just donât call on Andrea Mitchell or Chuck Todd.
Rudy Giuliani had two children with the cousin that he was married to.
Now both of these children are disowned by Giuliani and are recognized as bastards by the NYC branch of the Catholic church.
After all an annulment means there wasnât any procreation acts between the then married couple.
Now what Rudy did on his time is his business,but as a public serviceâŚ
So is Hillary doing debate prep or what? I guess the âHillary is ignoring the pressâ thing is heating up this week because the MSM is tired of finding excuses to ignore Trump and Friends stepping on their own tiny d___ ad nauseum.
I blame the idiots and asswipes who let this loony failed one-city politician write editorials and appear on TV. He has less than no credibility. He should be in a quiet room somewhere muttering about how he coulda been a contenda.
âI did not come to a conclusion on this matter; I simply asked people to draw their own conclusions,â he wrote. âI hope Secretary Clinton is perfectly healthy,â
I certainly donât feel the same way about Mayor Giuliani.
Though this shouldnât matter much,i have it on good authority that Donald Trump and a dressed up Giuliani had sex behind a Macyâs cosmetics counter.
Though both men arenât fans of a same sex relationship, both men have always felt a physical attraction towards each other.
Now while there are clips of that seduction, rumor has it that there is a sex tape of the two on the dark web.
Again what these men do on their time is their business.
However as a public serviceâŚ,
As Irvin S. Cobb once remarked, "I hear heâs ill. Letâs hope itâs nothing trivial."