Discussion: Giuliani Punts Mueller Counter-Report, Will Deal With Episodes As Surfaced By Media

This is excellent news. For us.

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Even triple-spaced with two-inch margins, couldn’t fill the page.

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Gee, it must be tiresome being an attack dog. Guess it pays well.

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…As Surfaced By Media

Too lazy to read it himself or too dumb to understand it?

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“It’s hard to digest all at once” thought the Great White as he took another bite of Rudy Guiliani.

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It is hard to triple space what would presumably be little more than “There was no collusion.” They would clearly be creating a counter report if they could figure out some way to do it. They tend to contradict themselves in a single interview, sometimes in a single response, a trait that would probably be much worse and more obvious in a single “report.”

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It is still unclear why the Trump administration held back the counter-report, which was months in the making

Because the Giuliani counter-report was all “LaLaLa! I can’t hear you!”, and just didn’t look that professional in retrospect.

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I guess Rudy and Kellyanne are putting their empty heads together to fashion some alternative facts. I can’t wait to see their work product.

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It is still unclear why the Trump administration held back the counter-report

No, it is not.

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Two possibilities- either the so-called ‘counter report’ contains verifiable new lies, or it confirms criminal behavior by the administration.

Think these rabid weasels would do anything else?

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It’s obvious. The counter-report admitted to other crimes that they thought would be included in the unredacted portions.

Since they remain redacted, don’t want to give hints to the public about them prematurely.

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Why do it himself when Barr already issued it in the form of a pre-release press conference?

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If Rudy deals with episodes as they surface, the D’s can string this along all the way to November 2020.

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According to a Monday Bloomberg report, Giuliani said that there were “numerous areas that were mischaracterized and some where it is flat-out false”


Someone needs to ask Giuliani why Bill Barr isn't pursuing perjury charges against the people Trump and Giuliani allege have lied to Bob Mueller. Or possibly pose the question directly to Barr.
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They’re too busy working on the Uranium One indictments.

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The fact checking alone on the counter-report would be fascinating. Just saying ‘Pants in Fire’ won’t cut it with anyone with a functioning brain.

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didn’t Donnie Moscow, or was it Ghouliani, say that they already had like 77 pages written?

They should release it; it would be unctuous reading no doubt.

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And in this case we might have to call it assertion-checking!

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This is the Rudy thirteen-dimensional chess! They had no idea what was in there and they hadn’t even started the fucking thing. They were waiting for Barr to fall on his sword, redact the whole damn thing, and rescue everybody. Oops.

God, Rudy, you are the worst politician.

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