Discussion: Giuliani New Favorite to Be Secretary of State

Apparently John Wayne “Pogo the Clown” Gacy and David Curtiss “Steve” Stephenson are still unavailable.

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Trump is pulling the same crap he tried when he was forced to pick a running mate. He’s probably going back and forth over every position, right down to asking around if he can still replace Reince with Ivanka.

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Rudy Giuliani’s behavior in this campaign has been so childish that it is really difficult to imagine him presenting the appropriate persona to be a respected Secretary of State. So far Trump has selected 100% white men for his cabinet, so he better get busy finding his token woman or minority member.

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On what planet?

Amarosa. Two-fer.

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“The official said there was no real competition for the job and that it was Giuliani’s if he wanted it.”

If Rudy’s smart, he’ll hold out for that new Reichsführer post.

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Palin. Bachmann. Ernst.

Have you forgotten that Ben Carson will be Secretary of Education? (Until tomorrow.)

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She’ll be in charge of keeping Trump’s enemies list up to date.

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Agreed. Rudy’s going to look very smart in this.

Wait. Is he in there already?

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If I had a choice, I’d rather see him go to State than to go to the AG’s office. I doubt most countries will take him seriously IF they decide to meet with him at all. This might have been the more benign appts. that Rump makes.

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I think he thinks he’s casting the next Celebrity Apprentice

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Except this likely means that Christie will be AG. Which, while hilarious, means that Comey will be serving under a third-rate bully when he’s shown he flinches at a slight breeze.

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More like Dancing with the Czars.

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No experience in diplomacy or foreign affairs? No problem!

Another nightmare.

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I wonder if a country could bar him entry on the grounds that his mouth is a biohazard. No admittance until he’s been to see the dentist…or all the dentists.

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You thought Condy Rice was the Worst Secretary Of State Of All Time?

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

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True, AG could go to Christie. It’s just that Rump’s people don’t seem to have much love for Krispy lately. He hasn’t been as uh, “visible” as much, lately.

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If he gets State, Rudy would hopefully be out of the country a lot. That’s a plus.

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Rice believed “diplomacy” consisted of America telling other countries what to do and them doing it. It took the Obama Admin. years to change that. Oh well.

EDIT TO ADD: With the rise of leaders with fascist tendencies, (i.e. Turkey, the Philippines, England) he should get along with at least some of them. The rest will be horrified and shun America as much as possible.

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“Rudy Giuliani email scandal” kinda rolls off the tongue. Do you think he’s still in contact with Carl Paladino?

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