Discussion: Giuliani: Manafort 'Not Disqualified' From Trump Pardon Despite Plea Deal

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Hey Rudy, what’s that new cologne you’re wearing? Is that “The Stink of Desperation”? It really suits you!

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Holy fuck. He just flat out and said “don’t worry, Paul! Go ahead and perjure yourself and violate the agreement and all will be forgiven!”

The undertone of barely suppressed hysteria in his voice was palpable. He sounded like Kevin Bacon as the Faber College homecoming parade began to unravel.

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Yeah and the plea deal is partially contingent on Manafort’s cooperation. And I rather think that the FBI will have a pretty good idea that he is lying if he tries it.

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Ghouliani is whistling past the graveyard. He was sent out to pretend everything is just a-okay. The fact that we have heard nothing from Spankee or any of his Evil Spawn speaks louder than anything how much panic and terror is swirling around Crime Family Trump today. And I’ll bet Mikey Q-Tip didn’t sleep well last night either.

Is it wrong that I am enjoying this so much??

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Rudy, I hope you and our “president” realize that all this talk of a pardon, particularly in the context of the orange-topped one complaining about people “flipping,” surely sounds like an “intent” to obstruct justice.

But you and Donnie can just keep on digging . . .

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He may as well have said so please please Paul, don’t say anything too bad.

They’re reduced to begging. Gorgeous!

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Just an aside, this particular picture of Giuliani makes him look even more like the dumb-ass court jester than we already know he is.

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“I don’t have any reason to believe it’s happening now, but I also don’t have any reason to preclude it in the future,”

Another issuance of Rudyspeak. He could be describing anything from the second coming to working through a bad case of constipation.

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Whattaya think, Paul? Feeling lucky?

Oh, and nice image of Giuliani’s tongue there. Somebody’s been noticing how Wonkette carefully clicks frame by frame until they come to the one that shows the subject at peak ridiculousness.

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Wishful thinking. He knows the legalities but isn’t willing to publicly admit them.

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There’s a difference?

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No Lizzy your not. I’m right there with you.:yum:

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Trump and Giuliani’s instincts are consistently criminal.

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He’s preparing to thrust out his tongue to lick and clean his eyes.

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That’s waaaaay cuter than Giuliani.

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As usual you’re seeding my nightmares. BTW can you identify this guy?

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It’s a jumping spider. Not sure of the genus and species. Maybe Phidippus. Perfectly harmless, except to small insects.

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Wouldn’t this whole gambit open the way for obstruction charges

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It looks like a mosquito, to me.

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