Discussion: Giuliani: Cohen Is ‘Not Cooperating’ With Mueller, ‘Nor Do We Care’

Transparent bullshit…

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He doesn’t care because he has been all but thrown to the curb…

BTW Rudy, how are prospects for that 4th wife shaping up?

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If he stays in one spot for too long, is their a stain left behind when he moves?

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Rudy continues to flail…Sad.

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Rudy “checked into this last night”. Was that via the Magic Eightball or some less reliable means?

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Trump Era replacement for IOKIYAR is “who cares”.
Collusion - who cares
Money Laundering - who cares
Official Shameless Grifting - who cares
Banging Porn Stars and Lying - who cares
Paling Around with Dictators - who cares

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What do you expect Giuliani to say? “The jig is up, now it is time for the President to exit stage right.” Cohen would be wise to turn himself in. Otherwise he might find himself drinking a Polonium 210 cocktail at one of his trendy lunch spots.

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Oh yes, Trump’s reaction when they seized Cohen’s records surely demonstrated the quiet confidence of an innocent man, not the panicked rage of a confidence man. But keep telling Cohen he doesn’t matter and you don’t care what he does. He really enjoys that, being maybe the only person on earth who ever was really loyal to Trump. Keep kicking him in his pleading, anguish-stricken face. See what that gets you, idiots.

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It’s just utterly stupefying that Giuliani is still a (presumably paid) spokesperson for Trump in any capacity. Whenever you ever feel the need to see even one-dimensional chess getting played out in the dotard’s inner circles, look at this senile fool.

I recall that when one of the crazies (Carter Page, maybe?) went on basically a bender of cable news shows, some twitter folks I respect started asking at what point anchors needed to honestly pull him aside and confirm he was mentally healthy. That they needed to ask when their professional duty as journalists might be temporarily overtaken by some sort of take-care duty as human beings.

Rudy reminds me of that. From the outside looking in, he is not well. Even reading his quotes feels exploitative, like I’m a Nigerian prince scammer calling somebody’s evil grandparent and taking them for all they’re worth. Even though they’re evil, I’m taking advantage of their most basic human weaknesses. It isn’t a good feeling.

Please bring back DA MOOCH, who I can tease in good faith.

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Nothing.

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Rudy CAN Flail.
Apologies to The Clash

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Cohen Is ‘Not Cooperating’ With Mueller, I know because I just pulled that fact out of my ass‘
"Nor Do We Care’ He just got coffee and doughnuts for us a few times we barely know him.

Keep it up Rudy and we might give you an indictment of your own

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And the Big One
Democracy Gone - who cares

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Recall Cohen saying he’d “take a bullet for Trump”.

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Clearly, you cared enough to comment.

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If you expected him to say nothing you haven’t been paying attention. His job is TV lawyer. His job is to shoot off his mouth and keep the pot stirred.

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I think the Crazy One people were fretting over was Sam Nunberg when he spent the afternoon/evening on MSNBC proclaiming that he would defy his subpoena to appear before the grand jury. He appeared to be drunk, high or a combination of the two.

Rudy is just clearly lying and then lying to cover up his previous lies. If Fat Nixon thinks this strategy is working well for him, he may find himself unpleasantly surprised in the very near future.

Meanwhile, OT but I just read about the special election WI state senate seat that the courts ordered Walker to hold flipped a Spanky +17 seat to the Dem. Blue Wave, my friends!

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The story is Cohen’s legal fees are not being picked up by the Trump organization. That is why his lawyers are leaving. Apparently Cohen doesn’t have those millions he was paid by the corporations after the election. Wonder where that money went. To Trump maybe?

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I believe you’re right, I’m thinking of Nunberg.

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