Wait ⌠I thought Giuliani said he was going to get it all cleared up in two weeks. He couldnât have been not telling the truth, could he? Iâm shocked, shocked I say.
Well I claim Muellerâs gonna Mueller for exactly as long as he thinks is necessary, and without a whole lot of tears shed for whether it hurts Republican electoral fortunes. I further claim Giuliani says a lot of things that turn out to be wishful thinking at best. For my last claim I claim that if heâs trying to buffalo Mueller it wonât work.
âYou donât want another repeat of the 2016 election where you get contrary reports at the end and you donât know how it affected the election,â Giuliani said, referring to then-FBI Director James Comeyâs reopening of the investigation into former Secretary of State Hillary Clintonâs private email server days before the 2016 presidential election.
This is a little rich considering Gulianiâs culpability in all of these shenanigans in conjunction with the NY branch of the FBI.
Dommyluc Claims Giuliani Will Blow A Goat When He Goes Back To His Apartment Tonight
Even if we stipulate what Guliani says is true (huge grain of salt), notice the deadline is only for the obstruction of justice charge, which Mueller probably has Trump dead to rights already. Mueller didnât say anything about conspiracy, money laundering, tax evasion, or a whole host of other charges.
Guliani is a moron if he thinks this is somehow good news for Trump.
Yes, Rudy, there WAS a spy in Trumpâs campaign all along⌠but the FBI had nothing to do with it, it was a Russian spy named Donald.
And now thereâs a Russian spy in the White House.
One of the ways giuls stays in trumpâs good graces is by circulating lines trump wants to hear. That giulsâs lines have no relation to reality is irrelevant. The squirrel memory will have moved on within a month. All that matters is keeping the boss happy another few days.
In sum, Giuliani doesnât know shit from Shinola!
Nobody but Drumpf would ever listen to him.
TPM - Giuliani claimed
NYT - Giuliani said
This round to TPM.
Giuliani Claims Mueller Has Said Trump Is The Most Honest Man In American History.
Giuliani Claims Mueller Told Him If Donald Was A Woman, Heâd Jump Her Bones For Eternity.
Giuliani Claims Mueller Is Going To Refer Criminal Charges Against Hillary Clinton For The Assassination Of William McKinley.
Giuliani Claims CAT! RUN! 9/11!
âSurvey sez!â more Giuliani gibberish.
I thought Rappinâ Rudy said when he signed on as Trumpâs mob attorney he was going to have this whole thing wrapped up in two weeks. This is the longest goddamned two weeks since I watched the first 5 minutes of the film version of âAtlas Shruggedâ.
Rudy, Iâve been meaning to ask âŚ
Doesnât your ass get sore from all the crap you pull out of it?
Iâd flag you just for that if you werenât on the shit list already.
Too bad no one is investigating ny fbi, who colluded to throw the election to t*. T* know he didnât win fair and square, that regardless of what deplorables believe, most of sane world knows he cheated
âYou donât want another repeat of the 2016 election where you get contrary reports at the end and you donât know how it affected the election,â Giuliani said.
Um, is Chiselinâ Trump running for office in 2016?
Hey, I said I saw the first five minutes, not the whole thing. I put the number of people who have watched the entire 3-part film version as the same as the number of people who have actually completed reading Ayn Randâs novel: ZERO. I once told Tena that even Ayn Rand never finished reading âAtlas Shruggedâ. Itâs like Truman Capoteâs famous criticism of âOn The Roadâ by Jack Kerouac: âThatâs not writing, thatâs typing.â
Giuliani: âIt hurts only when I first insert it.â
Giuliani only Trumpsters would be happy to hear that news. Sept 1, 2018, is the projected date to end the âobstructionâ investigationâŚwhat about the REMAINING investigations that is currently under Muellerâs purview.
Hopefully by then, Giuli will be faced with felony charges too!