Shorter Rudy version: “D’oh!”
“I don’t think there’s anyone in the world that can stop Donald Trump from tweeting,” Giuliani added. “I’ve tried.”
I think a jail warden might stop potus the mostest from tweeting.
“It took him about three weeks to do what would normally take two days.”
Thanks, Rudy. The snark writes itself.
Bathroom jokes.
School jokes.
Sex jokes.
Reading the cereal box jokes.
This Giuliani statement is a fabrication that is very insulting to Preshitident Skanky-Manslut’s enormous intelligence in his brains and hurtful to the prowess in his nether regions. It also directly contradicts White House statements made by Skanky-Manslut on this very issue. Giuliani should be stiffed and not be paid because of insubordination and disloyalty.
Giuliani is making the Preshitident Skanky-Manslut look stupid and uninformed.
And thus is Trump’s lawyer? God, they totally deserve each other.
Didn’t Trump bragged a few days ago about how easily did he answered them? Did Giuliani threw Trump answers away and submitted different ones?
Baloney. If you’re asked what 2 + 2 is and you intend to answer 4 you can do so quickly without suffering a nightmare. But if you intend to answer 5 you’ve got a lot of work to do and it will be a nightmare trying to get past of body of truth that says you’re full of shit.
“The thing that upsets potus the most is the treatment of Manafort,” Giuliani said. Upon learning Manafort had been placed in solitary confinement, Trump “said to me, ‘Don’t they realize we’re America?’” Giuliani recalled.
I nearly choked on my tea. Trump believes in his heart of hearts that ‘America’ should be available to only a select few and not all of us. Fuck you, Julie-onni and the tRump you rode in on. Burn in the blue flames of Hell Fire.
The man who personally couldn’t shut his damn mouth in TV interviews is complaining about Donnie’s tweeting?
Pardon me while I swallow my tongue laughing…
Trump was told it would be a “multiple choice questionnaire.”
LIES! The Questions WERE eaSY and TRUMP answered ALL OF THEM himself. HE’s NOT A lawyer BUT HIS GUT has GOOD INStincts and HIS sister IS A JUDGE and HE IS SMARTER than her SO THAT MAKEs hiM A BETTER stuDENT of the LAW!111!!one1!1!!1!
“The thing that upsets potus the most is
the treatment of Manafortbeing exposed as a broke fraud who lost every penny his parents ever handed him on a silver platter, seeing his bald booking-photo splashed across the front page of every newspaper on the planet, and dying in a prison laundry,” Giuliani said.
Fixed.
Mueller should have made it multiple choice.
DID YOU COLLUDE WITH RUSSIA DURING THE 2016 CAMPAIGN?
___ No
___ Maybe, but you can’t prove it
___ Yes, but it isn’t a crime
X All of the above
“Answering those questions was a nightmare,” Giuliani told the magazine. “It took him about three weeks to do what would normally take two days.”
Yeah, but you didn’t want to cut into his golf time.
“I don’t think following his lead is the right thing. He’s the client,” Giuliani said. “The more controlled a person is, the more intelligent they are, the more they can make the decision. But he’s just like every other client. He’s not more … you know, controlled than any other client. In fact, he’s a little less.”
In other words, “It’s not my fault! Any perjury wasn’t me!”
one session of answering Mueller’s questions was interrupted by news of the so-called “caravan” of migrants and asylum seekers now on the U.S.-Mexico border.
Most people turn off the TV while they compose answers to written questions from the FBI.
Hahaha, definitely. I must say though, I find this less stupid than 99% of what Giuliani says. He’s basically saying “that was a super busy year, how is anyone supposed to remember those details??”, which a lot of people predicted would be how they formulated answers to Mueller’s questions. The answers are probably a lawyered-up version of “I can’t recall”. It’s the only way Trump doesn’t immediately incriminate himself, or open himself to serious perjury charges. So in that sense, what Giuliani is saying is consistent with a (mostly) non-insane defense strategy… for once…
He’s not more … you know, controlled than any other client. In fact, he’s a little less.
A little less, Rudy? 
“The thing that upsets potus the most is the treatment of Manafort,” Giuliani said. Upon learning Manafort had been placed in solitary confinement, Trump “said to me, ‘Don’t they realize we’re America?’” Giuliani recalled.
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It only takes 3 weeks if you’re making shit up and ensuring that the lies all align correctly.
The truth tends to write itself.