Hey, Donny T-Rump is a BIG TENT candidate!
Why, they’re appalling—they talk like a bunch of butlers. Disgraceful.
Somehow, have have a suspicion that they aren’t the only ones. I can’t imagine why I would feel that way though.
The biggest most beautiful tent!
Consider this:
“[He] once proposed a constitutional amendment to strip non-white Americans of their citizenship.”
And this:
“[He] has a very active social media presence, taking to Tumblr to call First Lady Michelle Obama a ‘tranny’…”
And this:
“[He] praised another armed standoff, the takeover of an Oregon wildlife refuge led by Bundy’s sons, as a ‘peaceful’ stand against ‘thug-like, terroristic’ government action.”
Let’s play a game. A sort of “Turing Test”. A “Trumping Test”, if you will.
Of a fringe-y activist’s ability to exhibit insanity equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, Trump.
Does each of the above quotes describe Trump, or a fringe-y activist who made his delegate list?
No peeking!
As Tweety gushed, the GOP’s Cleveland convention could be “the greatest show on Earth!” Genre, yet to be determined…
Those delegates aren’t the scariest Trump pledges. Wait til’ his true believers, The Trump Army regulars, show up in Cleveland:
I just. want to know. if Carl Paladino, the now ceremonial godfather of the NY GOP is going to Cleveland?
If so, then all isnt lost
The RNC this year is shaping up to be an exceptionally stellar constellation of luminaries. Mandatory open carry on the convention floor is the only way to let them reach their full potential, or their critical mass, or their Schwarzschild radius, or pass whatever point of no return that astrophysics analogy was taking us to. At any rate, there’s no reason the innocent should suffer, so after they’re all in the hall with their locked and loaded automatic weapons, the doors should be shut and not reopened until several weeks after the last shot is heard from within. Cleveland would run out of first responders before this crowd runs out of ammo, so we have to make sure they’ve managed to deal fully with each other before we risk valuable people.
Who’s your favorite Trump delegate extremist?
There could be a new one by tomorrow, but today it’s a tie between John Miller and John Baron.
Guy St. Onge sounds a lot like this fuckwad who used to live near me. Multiple FB accounts (probably due to getting repeatedly blocked, but this guy usually has at least two active at once), “employed by God”, and of course posting the same insane shit. Wonder if he’ll turn up as a delegate as well.