Discussion: Georgia Man Accidentally Shoots Himself In Penis While Holstering Gun

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Shot himself in the penis with his other penis?

Too many jokes here!

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Who knew it was an important firearms safety drill?

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And seriously, why did he have his weapon out at a gas station in the first place?

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How did he not know until he got to his friends house?

What kind of drugs/medication/alcohol is he taking that he did not realize that he shot himself in the penis, then the bullet exited via his behind.

How is this possible?

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Seems to me his head is his ass. The bullet actually exited through his head.

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Guy must be a hell-of-a-shot hitting such a small target.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

This is the first story I’ve read which makes me reconsider my anti-gun stance.

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Fight or flight hormone flood from the shock and fear response to the sound of the gunshot would explain it. A lot of gunshot victims don’t feel much of anything until the hormones are metabolized.

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In the penis or through the penis?
Another conservative forced to sit while he pees.

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“A Macon, Ga. man accidentally shot himself in the penis on Thursday”

A well-regulated supply of goobers being necessary for lucrative NRA grifting, the right of gun-toting yahoos to shoot themselves in the nards shall not be infringed.

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Which one?

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I think this just proves the point that if you give a million monkeys a million typewriters, someone will shoot themselves in the penis and not notice it until later.

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Which penis was standing it’s ground?

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The Original Dead-end Kid!

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The penis is thinking: “I can’t believe I got stuck with this idiot.”

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Had this been a swimming pool, he would’a noticed.

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Finally a gun story with a ‘happy ending’.

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Guns don’t self-neuter people; people yadda, yadda…

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Wait…he didn’t realize he’d shot himself until he got to a friends house?? I’m supposed to believe this? A .45 thru the butt and penis didn’t get his attention???
Aww, c’mon… this has to be from the Onion.

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