…And polling at 10% nationally. What the fuck.
I have yet to see an interview with him that didn’t make me find him creepy.
Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to smoke too much weed.
Frankly, Gary, I think you’re doing as well as you are because your only real exposure has been via memes on Facebook.
Either he was always an empty-headed moron, or massive doses of THC turned him into one. Either way, he’s not fit for any office today.
Gawd he’s a fucking flake. No depth whatsoever. Smoke another doobie, dude. You’re an flaming idiot.
Was he trying to pronounce “Aleppo?”
Does he owe royalties to Bernie for that move?
I accept that challenge, sir!
He’s stuck at that pause before exhaling. You can definitely hold that shit in too long.
I don’t think I would be able to get along well with people who find that creep cool and inspiring…
Yeah, because when people show up to vote, they magically won’t see any other names on the ballot, because they didn’t see you in a debate they probably didn’t watch.
Seriously, it’s so bizarre that “third” party candidates and supporters truly do imagine that all Americans are complete morons except themselves, or we’d automatically support them no matter what they believe. And like, uhm…anyone clamoring for more choices without regard for what those choices will do probably shouldn’t be chastising others for being ignorant. It’s like demanding that a restaurant add cyanide to the menu, just in case anyone wants it.
And what’s so truly annoying is how they focus on the unpopularity of Democratic and Republican candidates as proof that we need yet another “third” party, entirely unaware that the whole reason people who don’t like Trump or Hillary will still vote for them anyway is because we support the parties not the people. So what’s the point of pushing for more political parties when the parties remain more popular than almost any politician in them?
But in reality, this is all for their own self-interest, because they realize deep down that they’re fringe candidates/voters and know that the only way they can win is if they split the vote with as many other candidates as possible. The fact that they’d like to win elections with 20% of the vote isn’t a bug, it’s their entire plan, because they hate majority rule and just want to be put in charge despite their unpopularity. After all, they’re the only ones who can save us.
And that gets us to the final joke: If Johnson, Stein, or any of the other “third” party candidates were truly popular, they could win in Democratic or Republican primaries and win office; since both parties will eagerly accept anyone who can win. And we saw that with Sanders, who came close to winning even while running a bad campaign that offended many Democrats. And the only reason they’re forced to run as “third” party candidates is due to their unpopularity.
So we’re supposed to destroy political parties that are more popular than the candidates, in order to support candidates who couldn’t even beat the “terrible” candidates within those parties. Sad.
Gary let me make this as clear as I can: as a presidential candidate you make a great drug dealer.
That’s all you basically are.
Yes, because if there is one thing we cannot countenance is a DOPE SMOKER in the White House!
I guess an open question for the enlightened liberals commenting here. When someone you know who "enjoys a glass of wine’ or drinks beer screws up, do you start hiccupping and slurring your words and question whether they have drank too much, or their brains are addled by alcohol? Do you refer to them as rummies, alkies, or lushes?
Gary Johnson is an idiot, that he smokes Marijuana almost certainly has nothing to do with it,
If that was the case, then logically speaking, Richard Branson would for sure be bankrupt.
I dislike Donald Trump’s temperament.
Oh, this guy looks better!
I have no trouble with idea of someone sparking up in the White House as long as it’s legal and they aren’t working.
I’m not sanguine about heavy drinking in the White House, either.
Let me assure you - I am a major pot head. I am spending my golden years thoroughly stoned which is exactly why I don’t want a president who is. I know what it’s like to be thoroughly stoned all the time - awesome unless you have business to conduct.
McCain started all this “hands & tongue” thing a long time ago. ~snicker!~
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This is the candidate to whom millenials are flocking? The dude sitting next to you waiting for a hit on your bong may be funny as shit, but that is not a qualification for the White House. Gary Johnson’s reply to 29 people hospitalized in New York Chelsea bombing, “Grateful that nobody got hurt.”
For everyone who thinks Trump is a selfish, greedy asshole, take a look at the libertarian platform. Selfish pricks…
Gary is a genial goofball.
The fact that he got elected and reelected as Governor of New Mexico says more about his Democratic opponents than it does about him.