I am soo sooo sorry. Alas, embarrassed to admit he’s my congress critter. Voters here are deep state repugs…
Dear Mr. Gaetz: Speaking for all the sensible people named Matt who would prefer not to be associated with you, I would like to suggest that as a member of the Silly Party you change your name accordingly. I can suggest Jethro Q. Walrustitty but if you don’t like that I know others.
Please–if you didn’t vote for him you can’t be held responsible. If I thought I had to answer for everyone I didn’t vote for I’d have been dragged off to the crazy house long ago.
Gaetz deserved his obscurity.
He’s just mad he was born without a neck
It appears Johnson and Gaetz drew the short straws for who was to be the fn idiot of the week giving Jordan a week off to have the spit up cleaned from his suit coat!
It’s okay. Mark Meadows is not my Congressman (that would be the odious but usually silent Virginia Foxx), but he’s from my state and he’s owned by the Russians too. Albeit not as ostentatiously as Gaetz.
Or a brain.
These mental midgets are really starting to annoy me. Rep. Whoozit needs to read the Constitution (for the first time) and subject himself to ‘fact-checking’ and ‘corrections’.
Run for office- the 2018 elections are 10 months away! And if Trump and Louie Gohmert and Steve King can get elected what’s to stop a qualified candidate?
Become a Precinct Committee Officer, sometimes it’s a Ward officer. You’ll meet with neighborhood Dems and get out the vote. Find good citizens willing to run for office.
Register people to vote. If you need to help people overcome the GOP-led Voter run-around help them do that.
Run for School Board. Make sure Civics is being properly taught. Think a majority of America knows how government works? Just 26% of eligible voters in America voted for Trump and half of eligible voters stayed home last November. Today’s 12-year olds will be voting for President in 8 years.
Run for Mayor, City Council, County Commissioner, Borough Assembly.
Get appointed to your Planning Commission. Know everything going on in your community.
Run for State Legislature or Congress. The next census is in 2020, just a year and a half from now, when we redraw Congressional Districts. And Trump is ALREADY trying to rig the census!
And get rid of GERRYMANDERING! Safe GOP seats gave us such intellectual giants as Louie Gohmert and Steve King. In most cases it’s the state Legislature that draws Congressional boundaries. Make it FAIR, OPEN and HONEST! We can do this!
Overturn Citizens United. Money is NOT speech and Corporations are NOT people- at least not until Texas executes one, and overturn any voter ID laws that are clearly an attempt to disenfranchise the poor and people of color.
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“Those who would purposely mislead or seek to confuse others are bad people. Worse, they are evil.”
-Kathleen Parker
Hear hear.
Fellow Matt here 
Nunes and his gang of Russia lovers and Trump fellators are really spinning this week. Wonder why they are so excited. What is about to drop?
Why give this total fool any air time, at all?
Of all the gas lighting douche nozzle fascist pig rePukes, Gaetz must now be first among equals. Wealthy connected daddy got sonny boy off of a drunk driving rap in Florida, and now this supremely privileged 35 year bachelor with deep family wealth is their representative. Lying Clowns for Kochs, I callz 'em.
All right! We’ve got a movement going right here! When I was a kid it was a fairly rare name. Then it got super-popular and now there’s some riffraff filtering in to what used to be something of a special group.
Im still on the fence about Matt Damon
OK this time I’m not defending the he-said she-said faux objectivity. But they haven’t found a new way to handle deliberate insane water-muddying propaganda. If they said “This clown Nunes and his equally zany friend Johnson are putting out some crap about some secret society jazz and we just can’t even. Forget we mentioned it. In our next segment…” there’d be 30 million people jumping up and down at them. And in the post-truth world you simply can’t debunk a thing once and for all, or preemptively declare it nonsense when anyone can see it is. So Matt Gaetz comes on the TV to talk about it because who else would? Every circus needs someone to sweep up after the elephants and the GOP is no different.
And now, time for another exciting round of “Kompromat or Useful Idiot?” Here are the rules. I post the picture, and my guess about whether they are actively handled agents of the SVR or just useful idiots being manipulated by the SVR or SVR assets without realizing it. “This is either/or. Both” is not an option. Of course they’re all idiots. Goes without saying.
https://images1.ocweekly.com/imager/u/745xauto/7711160/dana_rohrbacher_blondes.jpeg
Kompromat! Not even pretending not to be.
Kompromat! Big time. The panic flying off him like neutrons from a criticality accident isn’t for Trump.
Useful idiot. Easy call. Why waste time and money suborning or compromising someone you know is dumber than an Irish Setter and can be led easily because he’s so dumb he can’t see through Saran Wrap? Especially given the chance that he’s also too dumb to keep the fact that he’s a foreign agent secret?
Kompromat. This one’s a bit trickier than it seems. On one hand, it’s hard to imagine what the Russians could have on him that’s worse than what his constituents already know about him. But then, you remember this is Florida, the “Hold My Beer!” State.
http://jimjordanforcongress.com/virteom/uploaded_media/content/JORDAN_JIM-1395933518-1405625742.jpg
Kompromat. Perhaps you say: “Jim Jordan? All American, square-jawed high school wrestlin’ hero? Compromised by the Russians? Surely you jest Steve.” To which I answer, go do a Google image on him and then apply a little quick and dirty facial emotional chiarlity analysis on the images. When I do that, image after image, I see repressed fear leaking out of one side or the other, time after time. This guy has shameful secrets and someone knows them.
Yeah, Kompromat. Just because of the way he’s sticking his neck out so very, very far. Btw, does anybody know the story on these Great Seal eagle on a red background lapel pins they’re wearing these days instead of flags? Have they decided they can no longer bear to wear the flag because Obama did? Is it some subconscious admission of shame? Are they the Freedom Caucus pledge pins? Secret KGB transmitters? They’re all over. Jordan and Meadows are never without them.
https://bluestatedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/120201_chuck_grassley_ap_328.jpg
Lately, I’m leaning toward Useful Idiot. Sometimes an idiot is just an idiot.
Louis Gohmert with nice hair and better teeth.
What’s he done now? Some actors make you remember they’re famous because other people write things for them to say. When they’re thinking up their own things to say it’s very different. But he can act up a storm IMHO. He was perfect in “True Grit.”
Oh nothing. I just like to take him down a peg.