If my wife and I had discovered those sooner, parenthood would’ve been a whole lot easier on us both.
*Note to Child Protective Services: Kidding! I’m a kidder! I kid!
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And I would have had an easier time teaching friends to cast a fly rod.
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Matt Gaetz, the Orly Taitz of the House.
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Sorry. I missed your comment.
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Consider this to be a formal invitation for you to come to Colorado and sharpen your teaching skills once the Poudre thaws.
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Kidding! I’m a kidder! I kid!
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@irasdad licks the salt shakers in restaurants. Just sayin’…
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I’d rather find the one who unscrewed them …… ah hem …. stevie —
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And, if you think the pace of that is slow, just try to imagine how slow most of us feel about getting to the bottom of Donnie’s crimes. It’s been painful!!!
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“… disruptive to the economic message that they were trying to push.”
How hard can it be to disrupt an extended middle finger?
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I hear he sticks his gum under the table.
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Is this one of those BYO-e-Collar invitations?
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Thanks! Would it be ok if we just fish? I’m better at that than teaching. BTW if you want to come to PA to fish we can show you a few streams that might be worth your time. 
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They don’t always work, sometimes the yappers keep yapping.
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Turn it up to eleven.
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Hell, then just turn it up until the yapper’s cooked medium rare and serve the SOB for dinner. I tell all my friends with yappers to do that.
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Gee, hard to tell you’re a cat person.
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Where I used to live, the neighbors had about 6 Beagles that were non-stop barkers and they drove me wild. They used bark collars and sometimes they marred necks from barking. It was a mess and finally they got rid of them. Oh happy day.
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Gates thinks Gohmert and King are stealing the spotlight. He wants some of that shine on himself.
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Considering the current value of my time they don’t have to be more than a dry stream bed. 
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