Oh, now you want Dems and Rethugs to come together so you can get what you want. I don’t really remember you advocating for this until about now. What’s changed that you want to work together? This isn’t going to happen, so go rake some leaves from the forest.
You want bipartisan support, asshole? After demonizing everyone except your rabid base for more than two years? Stuff it.
Now you’re conciliatory, you vindictive moron? Now you’re reaching across the aisle? In the spirit of the new holiday season, go fuck yourself, tough guy. No wall. No nothing. Try a shutdown, that should go fine. Or go whine on Twitter. This is the only bed you ever made in your life but it’s yours and you can jolly well lie in it.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good luck with that Dotard.
I am good with a wall as long as we build it around Dump…
Forget Trump. Why bother with the middle man? Schumer should just tweet back at Stephen Miller, telling him no deal, no way.
And his family!!!
That boy, I say, that boy is so dumb he thinks the Mexican Border pays rent.
h/t to Foghorn Leghorn
Really, it’s not even conciliatory. It’s “You should do what I want you to do, because it’d be great.”
The only change is that he usually says something like, “I’m going to do this whether you like it or not.”
I hope he holds his breath until he gets what he wants.
When he could take really consequential hostages like the ACA or DACA, trading him some bucks on the wall made sense. I don’t see how it does now, because it’ll be a huge propaganda coup for him. He’ll yell every day that if the frightened dullards in his base woke up that morning not having been carved apart in their beds by MS-13, it was because of the 43 miles of wall he’s built so far in some desolate stretch of New Mexican scrublands. Enough. We’ve got enough leverage now to rub his nose in reality.
So I guess nobody has explained to Trump and his followers about boats yet?
The reality of Trump’s call for bipartisanship is akin to an ant climbing up the leg of an elephant with rape in mind.
IIRC they came together - and they don’t want that f****** wall !
Yeah, just like republicans came together to make the ACA better. Instead of embarking on a doomed fool’s errand to destroy it.
Except that Obamacare has saved millions of lives and the wall is an expensive bridge to the 18th century that no one needs and will never be built.
Speaking of which, when is Mexico paying for it exactly?
I heard about Trump’s teleconferences with overseas military officers, but Josh’s excerpts should be required viewing for every American.
Monologuing to the Afghan commander about how the southern border is the same as in Afghanistan. Telling the nuclear powered aircraft carrier captain that steam catapults are better than electromagnetic because steam has always been used, and you have to be an Einstein to run electromagnetic.
At least the cap’n of the USS Reagan pulled a Michele Wolf with his response, “you sorta have to be an Albert Einstein to run our power plant here as well”
That’s waaaaaay too strategic thinking for the moron. He doesn’t seem to be enjoying his Thanksgiving much. SAD!
I think the only thing that needs more protection right now is the Mueller investigation.
Show us Donald’s tax returns.