This is the part they don’t get. Being a business that serves everyone somehow translates to evil activity in little tiny pea-brains.
Oh, yes. David & Steve Green at HobbyLobby hdqrs. would never, ever try to get into a moral debate and take sides when they do business. Absolutely.
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The big question here is, What has Franklin ever done to earn any money?
We know before he took over his father’s business he was a bit of a “party boy” but living off the donations sent to his father is not something that should be classified as “earning living.”
Build your own joke: "So, aging, dinosaur Franklin Graham walks into a gay bar and (fill in the blank).
Come gather 'round, people, wherever you roam
And admit that the waters around you have grown.
And accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you is worth savin’,
Then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like a stone,
For the times they are a-changin’!
Maybe he should try a Russian bank.
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The Graham organization wouldn’t comment because they wish Franklin had decided to sell shoes instead of grift the steeple people.
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My, my. The good reverend seems to be quite promiscuous with the Gay Banks. Here’s hoping he can come out of the closet. Remember, Gay Banking is not a mental disorder and no conversion therapy is necessary.
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I guess he is looking for a bank with a Nazi era pink triangle.
OMG, the homosexshuls are EVERYWHERE
I didn’t even know there were gay synagogues.
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Isn’t Facebook a supporter of the LGBT community? Franklin needs to remove himself from those godless gay Facebook pages he posts to!
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He should use Fred’s Bank
" For where a man’s treasure is, there be his heart also"
this really does sound like a line from a tea party porno:
“tide of moral decay that is being crammed down our throats by big business”
i picture franklin graham kneeling slack jawed before an anthropomorphized wells fargo looking very tom of finland… and believe me, i’d rather not.
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¨Wells Fargo¨ does have a pretty good porno actor name, don’t it? Maybe ¨Swells Largo¨ or ¨Wells Cargo¨ would be better, but we’re on our way. And I wonder if Franklin spits or swallows the ¨tide of moral decay¨?
Seriously though, you know we’re not not wrong ascribing their homophobia to erotic attraction. It’s comic gold that FG and his ilk can’t see it.
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The Reverend really enjoys his sexual allusions.
But they should not be trying to get into a moral debate and take sides," he said.
Because, of course, only conservative Christian run businesses, like Hobby Lobby or Chik-fil-A, should be allowed to do that.
Now that’s what a real conservative always does.
Reminds me of Trump .
Franklin’s been in the news more than usual lately; raising his name recognition and profile. Graham’s donations must be falling, so he has to pander harder.
Must be tough for panderers these days. There’s so much competition for Bigot Bucks.
He isn’t the only one. If you’ve noticed, Liberty University has pretty much gone for-profit and their ads are all over the place. The younger generation is turning away from the evangelicals and the older generation is dying.
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